I dont know if im allowed to say this but...

[Anonymous]

a close friend of mine just received a matrix beta invite today. Thats all he could tell me(and thats all he will tell me hence the NDA agreement). So check your email!!!!!!!!!!!!!

note: moderators if you have to delete it I understand.

[Anonymous]

dun dun DUN!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Thanls for making all of us feel like crap.

[Ketamininja]

argh you can coax him to give you some info.. surely.. if its a close friend, close suggests you could be watching over his shoulder as he plays..

[Anonymous]

hehe i have a friend in beta also ... i'm literally green ... they will never let me in beta with this POS computer ... they will looks at my specs and be like HELL NO!!!! ... blah ... but i'm sure there are some FA people here (there HAVE to be) who are in beta but are unable to tell us (how sad to not be able to be like HAHA I GOT IN!!) .... so congrats to those who are and for those of us who aren't .... well we are just losers .... go losers!! wahoo!!!

[Anonymous]

Sorry to rain on all of your parades, but I will GUARANTEE that nobody in FA is in Beta. This is a closed, unified community of friends. Believe me, if anyone was in beta, they would be sure to tell us.

The thing that's tormenting me is, WHAT MAKES YOUR FRIEND BETTER THAN ME?

I've got an awesome computer, I usually have fairly insightfun posts, I'm in FA,
WHY NOT ME??

Well, at least you all share my misery.

[Anonymous]

i bet one person in fa has it, i would put my house on it.

[Anonymous]

Allright Rom Ripper, I will bet you donuts to your house that nobody in FA has beta.

If anyone in FA can show me irrefutable proof that they are in Beta, I hereby consent to participate in one(1) humiliating, degrading, foolish or other act of Rom ripper and the beta holder's choice. I will provide photographic and video evidence whihc may freely be posted on the Internet.

However, should nobody within FA(Eris doesn't count) produce proof of Beta within one week, Rom Ripper will legally sign the deed to his house  over to me.

Are you up for the challenge?

[Anonymous]

i accept

[Anonymous]

Can I have a quarter of your donuts, Rom?

[Anonymous]

oh yeah, i forgot i don't have a house, i live in a cardbourd box and do my serfing at a libery. but you can have my box if you want.

[Anonymous]

Hehehe...

[Anonymous]

::shakes head::
Silly kids.... If anyone was in beta, they couldnt say they were. If Cosmic was in beta, he wouldnt tell anyone of you silly bitches because he wouldnt want to lose all the beta goodness.

[Anonymous]

Silly Bitches?

I'm quite sure that some ppl in the FA are in beta - do I know who ? No, but I wish I did - still Hiko I suggest you sleep over theis friend's house for a while.

[Anonymous]

*Looks around quickly*


*Goes back to playing game*