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[Manic Velocity]

I guess for those of you looking for a modern 'matrix-like' experience can look forward to the new Max Payne.

That seriously looks exactly like the "Focus" mechanic from Enter The Matrix. Especially some of the diving/rolling animations.

[Sared]

I miss the old Arnold.

[Fuse]

I guess for those of you looking for a modern 'matrix-like' experience can look forward to the new Max Payne.

That seriously looks exactly like the "Focus" mechanic from Enter The Matrix. Especially some of the diving/rolling animations.

Made me think of FEAR... Which I think had an amazing implementation of slowed mechanics, even in MP.

[Subb]

http://www.dishonored.com Major geekage.

[Manic Velocity]

http://www.dishonored.com Major geekage.

[Fuse]

http://www.dishonored.com Major geekage.

Whoa.

[Tecknik]

That Dishonored game looks serious.  Like a mix of FEAR and Assassin's Creed, set in the city of Ravenholm from Half-Life 2.




Now I post something cool.

[likwidtek]

Dishonored looks amazing by the trailer, but how about some actual gameplay footage.

That said, it looks like Bioshock, meets assassin's creed meets skyrim meets half life in a way.  LOL these are good things!

[Sared]

Looks like steampunk aesthetic fanchild bukkake to me. That being said, Bethesda has struggled in the past with their narrative delivery, and this has me very interested in seeing how they might have mixed up their formula.

[Manic Velocity]

Looks like steampunk aesthetic fanchild bukkake to me.

Hey, I like steampunk aesthetic fanchild bukkake.

[Ghisteslwchlohm]

That said, it looks like Bioshock, meets assassin's creed meets skyrim meets half life in a way.

That's actually exactly how I described it to some friends.

[Sared]

FYI, I find this shit utterly hilarious.

[Fuse]

[JazzyC]

Apparently this was a genuine question in a recent New York standardised test.  All I can say is W...T...F

... The Pineapple and the Hare ...

In the olden times, animals could speak English, just like you and me. There was a lovely enchanted forest that flourished with a bunch of these magical animals. One day, a hare was relaxing by a tree. All of a sudden, he noticed a pineapple sitting near him.
The hare, being magical and all, told the pineapple, "Um, hi." The pineapple could speak English too.
"I challenge you to a race! Whoever makes it across the forest and back first wins a ninja! And a lifetime's supply of toothpaste!" The hare looked at the pineapple strangely, but agreed to the race.
The next day, the competition was coming into play. All the animals in the forest (but not the pineapples, for pineapples are immobile) arranged a finish/start line in between two trees. The coyote placed the pineapple in front of the starting line, and the hare was on his way.
Everyone on the sidelines was bustling about and chatting about the obvious prediction that the hare was going to claim the victory (and the ninja and the toothpaste). Suddenly, the crow had a revolutionary realization.
"AAAAIEEH! Friends! I have an idea to share! The pineapple has not challenged our good companion, the hare, to just a simple race! Surely the pineapple must know that he CANNOT MOVE! He obviously has a trick up his sleeve!" exclaimed the crow.
The moose spoke up.
"Pineapples don't have sleeves."
"You fool! You know what I mean! I think that the pineapple knows we're cheering for the hare, so he is planning to pull a trick on us, so we look foolish when he wins! Let's sink the pineapple's intentions, and let's cheer for the stupid fruit!" the crow passionately proclaimed. The other animals cheered, and started chanting, "FOIL THE PLAN! FOIL THE PLAN! FOIL THE PLAN!"
A few minutes later, the hare arrived. He got into place next to the pineapple, who sat there contently. The monkey blew the tree-bark whistle, and the race began! The hare took off, sprinting through the forest, and the pineapple ...
It sat there.
The animals glanced at each other blankly, and then started to realize how dumb they were. The pineapple did not have a trick up its sleeve. It wanted an honest race - but it knew it couldn't walk (let alone run)!
About a few hours later, the hare came into sight again. It flew right across the finish line, still as fast as it was when it first took off. The hare had won, but the pineapple still sat at his starting point, and had not even budged.
The animals ate the pineapple.

Here are two of the questions:
1. Why did the animals eat the pineapple?
a. they were annoyed
b. they were amused
c. they were hungry
d. they wanted to
2. Who was the wisest?
a. the hare
b. moose
c. crow
d. owl

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/talking-pineapple-question-state-exam-stumps-article-1.1064657#ixzz1scCb7sIp

[likwidtek]

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My friend made this site.  Convert any youtube video to an mp3.  BADASS!