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[Aracher]

I saw that recently on Kotaku and it was funny so very funny

[victoriah]

Dentist - "You need to floss more"

Patient - "Oh?"

Dentist - "Yes, when I probe your gums they bleed, that's a sign that they're not healthy."

Patient - "Or it could be that you're jamming a sharp metal object into soft flesh."

This is so fishing true!
 I completely stopped flossing for like 6 months and went in and the dentist said that same thing.
 So for the following six months before my next appointment I flossed after every meal and upon waking up/going to sleep.
 Next appointment the lady said, "It seems you still haven't been flossing enough."

 So now I just do it when I feel I need it or after eating steak, jerky, etc.
Dentists are whores.

 Unless one of you is a dentist. Then you are a high priced hooker instead.

this happened to me too.

then i learned how to floss correctly

[victoriah]

so was there a dragon*con thread somewhere?  anyway i would love to see any of you lol i'll be wearing my matrix costume for one of the days sooooooooooo i thought i could use some backup

[Ghisteslwchlohm]

Hey, Victoriah's still alive!

[likwidtek]

[likwidtek]

stupid onions..

[Da6onet]

stupid onions..

Well now, that's one hell of a life insurance commercial, but I'm fairly certain that him dying as a result of electively giving blood wouldn't be covered....

[Ash]

stupid onions..

Well now, that's one hell of a life insurance commercial, but I'm fairly certain that him dying as a result of electively giving blood wouldn't be covered....

Haha...you heartless bastard.

[Subb]

First look of Henry Cavill as Kal-El of Krypton

[Venlar]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
1) Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
2) You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
3) You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.  
4) At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.  
5) There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
6) You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.  
7) You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.  
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.  
9) You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.  
10) You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
11) The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.        
12) Wookies are offended by your B.O.
13) You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.  
14) You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.  
15) You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
16) Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."  
17) You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.

[Lithium]

Happy Birthday Mr. President!

Dow: -512.76 (-4.31%)
Nasdaq: -136.68 (-5.08%)
S&P 500: -60.27 (-4.78%)

[Fuse]

yeah, been watching that all day. Crazy.

[Tbone]

Happy Birthday Mr. President!

Dow: -512.76 (-4.31%)
Nasdaq: -136.68 (-5.08%)
S&P 500: -60.27 (-4.78%)

A direct result of the GOP getting their way...

[Lithium]

6 months ago Congress passed a balanced budget. Congress also passed about 4 spending bills.

The Senate passed 0 balanced budgets and proposed none. The senate passed 2 spending bill and proposed 1.

The president signed 0 balanced budgets and proposed none. The president signed 1 spending bill and proposed none.

Coming soon we lose out AAA credit. Markets will crash in a similar fashion. All because we couldn't balance the budget and our GDP to Debt just exceeded 100%.

[Venlar]

Happy Birthday Mr. President!

Dow: -512.76 (-4.31%)
Nasdaq: -136.68 (-5.08%)
S&P 500: -60.27 (-4.78%)

A direct result of the GOP getting their way...

QFT