randomness

[Jeyk]

Big boobs are the pwn.

[Jeyk]

Big asses, too. Yay!

[Anonymous]

leading cause of death among gay men is aids... sared, time to get tested.

Dude, not cool

Bleh to you good sir, take the stick out, its lodged in your rectum. My parents are gay so I'm allowed to make fun of gays ^_^ it just works that way... like black people can call eachother nigger? Never quite got that.

Point.  However, I wouldn't wish a debilitating disease on anyone, was just making my point :p  Besides, Sared's growing on me  So he's getting special protection.  You want to take on with my uber level 12 hacker powers?  Want some Logic Blast?  Bring it beyotch!

:p

[Anonymous]

-blink... blink blink- -/mood regal- -walks up to Tohraynse, does Swirling Ki Summon- -sits on Tohraynse- Perhaps you are the one who needs a blast of logic. ^_~ And i didnt wish it on him, it was just a joke =P

[Anonymous]

Ahhh shaddup

/sneaky Code Freeze 2.0
/slap
/run
/hyperjump

[Ketamininja]

Even during the G8 summit's protest march in Edinburgh, the Golf Shop was still doing its usual business.
The guy with this sign never stops it seems...

[Styan]

Killer Bean Video... This guy actually did some work on one of the matrix films.

http://www.jefflew.com/news.html

[Fuse]

[Fuse]

Scientists: Eat Whatever You Fucking Want

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (DPI) — Frustrated Harvard University scientists have published a new study that encourages Americans to eat whatever the fuck they want. The announcement comes after thousands of food-related studies over the last few decades have proven inconclusive. "Too much dairy, not enough dairy, red meat, fish," droned one tired-looking researcher. "Everything causes cancer! Every single goddamn thing we have tested is eventually going to give you cancer. On an encouraging note, though, every single goddamn thing we have tested will also prevent cancer. So fuck it. Just eat whatever."

[Avzeke (Khr0n1k)]

Amen.

[Anonymous]

This guy checks into a hotel on a trip to Atlanta recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he would call up one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're ringing for a cab.  He grabbed a card on his way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Veronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful wavy waist-length hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ... well, you know the kind. So he's in his room and figures, what the hell, he'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman said. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.
 
I want it hard, I want it hot and I want it now.  I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby.

Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

[Anonymous]

Poor, horny, man.  

[Anonymous]

you shouldn't be posting sared's personal diary entires on the forums!!!! O_O

[Fuse]

ouch.

[Anonymous]

Suck it down.