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[Fuse]

Thanks for trying to defend me nemi, but I can handle it on my own.





Sared your such a.... well. Ummm...





penis breath.

[Ketamininja]

isn't that from ET?

[Fuse]

Don't know...

Todays headlines:

Canada Sparks Outrage by Condoning Tom/Katie Marriage

Luxembourg Election Results: You Stopped Reading This at "Luxembourg," Didn't You?

Boy Scouts Reinstate "Surviving Neverland" Merit Badge

Longest Day of Year Celebrated by Mocking Cold, Dark Southern Hemisphere

Scissors Breaks Rock in Freak Accident

[Fuse]

Top stories you ask? ok:

Meaning of Life Revealed

JERUSALEM (DPI) – After considerable nagging by humanity, God revealed the meaning of life today during a special news conference. As many freshman philosophy majors had guessed, the meaning of life was revealed to be searching for the meaning of life. Unfortunately, this revelation now nullifies the purpose of existence and life has become meaningless. This is a disheartening turn of events for everyone except sophomore philosophy majors, who had taken a liking to nihilism.


Hummer Driver Fails to See Irony of Bumper Stickers

CLEVELAND (DPI) – Jennifer Mitchell was confused earlier today by an inappropriate hand gesture she received while waiting in traffic. Pfc. Jonathan Harris, on leave from fighting the war on terror, made the gesture while Mitchell sat stopped at a red light inside her monstrous, gas-guzzling Hummer. Harris said he made the gesture in response to several bumper stickers on the back of the Hummer, sporting messages such as "Support our Troops," "Death to Bin Laden" and "Peace in the Middle East." A disgusted Harris later commented, "I'm glad she supports the troops, considering we're fighting so she can fill up that disgusting piece of shit." Mitchell, shaken by the incident, decided to calm down by taking a long, unnecessary drive, stopping to fill up on gas three times and at no point driving on anything but smooth, paved roads.

[Fuse]

Plus, an interesting poll:

This week's Poll looks at future presidential races.

If the 2008 election were held today, who would you vote for?

Hillary Clinton - 51%
Jeb Bush - 47%


If the 2016 election were held today, who would you vote for?

Laura Bush - 54%
Roger Clinton - 44%


If the 2032 election were held today, who would you vote for?

George P. Bush - 52%
Chelsea Clinton - 46%


If the 3012 election were held today, who would you vote for?

Bush V5.2 - 48%
DemBot - 43%
Ralph Nader - 5%

[Anonymous]

fuse, stop being bored at work and spamming the forums!! try instead to do something productive .... like ... eating .... or ... talking to me :p

[Fuse]

ok, I picked up my lunch so am eating. I'll be talking to you shortly

[Anonymous]

I ate, err, talked to your mom last night.....

[Anonymous]

Matrix related funny fan video

http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviematrix.html

Star Wars "troops" fan video

http://download.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/troops/troops.zip

[Fuse]

lol that matrix one is great.

[Anonymous]

grr. i could totally go for some in n out burger right now.

[Anonymous]

Hah! Classics.

[Avzeke (Khr0n1k)]

Right now im trying to make the whole communcation list have my name on every thread.

[Anonymous]

and I'll always be here to stop that from happening

[Avzeke (Khr0n1k)]

well i already accomplished it and when this post is made i will have done it for the second time