randomness

[Anonymous]

yay for dancing kirby

[Fuse]

I had read the original Matrix script before, but never read the revised 1997 "final" version, and I found a great quote that I know grim will appretiate. (By the way, this is real)

"
In the distance, we see the ruins of a future Chicago
protruding from the wasteland like the blackened ribs of a
long-dead corpse.

                         MORPHEUS
          'The desert of the real.'

Beneath us, the lake is gone.

We turn and descend, spiraling down toward the lake bed
which is scorched and split like burnt flesh, where we
find Morpheus and Neo.

                        MORPHEUS
          The average temperature in Chicago
          these days is minus eighty degrees
          Celsius.  Of course, the wind chill
          makes it feel like minus one-twenty.
       "

[Anonymous]

lmao ...... >^_^<

SUMMON YOUR SQUIRRELS!!!!

[Anonymous]

I dont think Ive heard you yell 'summon your squirrels!' since sometime around end of beta. hehe.

[Anonymous]

so, at work, we decided, that when floppy disks don't work once, we just trash them instead of bothering to see if it's the computer or the disk. so yesterday, this set of disks was being retarded, my boss (sevker) throws them on the floor and yells:

GET ME A BASEBALL BAT!! .... and some jell-o ....

^_^

[Styan]

mmmm jell-o

[Anonymous]

damnit, now i want some pudding.

[Fuse]

j-e-ll-oh baby

[Anonymous]

thats it. im runnin out and buying some pudding. damn you all!

[Ketamininja]

Damn you with your confusing English.

I love Jelly, but if I want it over there, I need to ask for Jell-o.
If I ask for Jelly over there, I'll get some Jam.

WTF?

:S

[Anonymous]

blame bill cosby and the commercials

"j-e-l-l-o! it's aliiiiiiive!!!"

[Fuse]

"Ys see kids, life is like a box of chocolates, no wait, wait-it's more like a jello puddin pop, or wait I mean it's kinda like kodak film. e-heh-heh-heh."

[Ketamininja]

We want to play a prank on a fellow office member who is away at a conference all week.
Suggestions are:

[Anonymous]

the plant/keyboard has my vote

[Fuse]

Keyboard in the desk gets mine. It's lasting while the plant can be taken care of and the stuff can be unwrapped.