randomness

[Anonymous]

dont think I have....
/me hides..

[Anonymous]

picture I just took of where I usually play MxO:
http://www.hackutah.org/public/matrixdesk.jpg

[Fuse]

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/congress.jpg
http://johndiesattheend.com/fewgood.jpg

[Fuse]

February 9, 2013:

Andy Wachowski answers his PHONE. On the other end is the VOICE of Joel Silver.

JOEL
Andy! Great to hear from you again.
Has your brother gone into labor yet?

ANDY
What do you want, Joel?
I told you we're not doing-

JOEL
-a Matrix part 7. Yes, I know.
But we've talked to Keanu and he
swears he can drop 50 pounds and-

ANDY
Dammit, Joel. Neo died in part 6.
AGAIN. It's the fourteenth time he's
died in the series. We showed his body
being burned and his ashes being shot
into the sun. We even had that
scene at the end where God himself came
down from Heaven and declared that Neo
and Trinity would never, ever, ever
return lest all of existance be unmade.

JOEL
Oh, I'm glad you mentioned Trinity.
Carrie-Ann is close to signing-

ANDY
Joel, I'm getting death threats from fans.


JOEL
You're breaking up here, I'm almost out of
my service area. Quickly, we got Joe
Pantaliano's verbal agreement to do the film
in exchange for some food and a better box
to sleep in-

ANDY
Joel, you do this, and I WILL KILL YOU.
Do you understand?

JOEL
-and Warner wants this one PG-13.
It'll be tough, but I told them you
were my guys and you could do it.
So we're just gonna take out all
of the fight scenes, it's perfect.
It's better than perfect, I love it.

ANDY
AGH!

JOEL
Also - I'm blueskying with Gabriel
and he suddenly says -and you will
LOVE this- that if the movies were
only a half hour long, we could have like
thirty showings a day. So we're thinking,
"How to trim the time?" and it hits
me. The bullet time! It's in slow motion,
for crissakes, right? You ditch that,
you're in at 30 minutes with a whisper!

ANDY
KILL YOU. BULLETS IN YOU AND KILL.
SO MUCH ANGRY. JUST.

JOEL
I TOLD Gabriel you'd love it. Also,
I'll need a script by nine tonight.

LARRY
NO!

JOEL
...and the money truck will be by around 9:30.

ANDY
Oh.


A pause.

ANDY
Yeah, alright.

LARRY
Actually, those were some great ideas, Joel.

JOEL
Homerun Joel! That's why you
guys call me Homerun Joel!


We hear a CLICK and a DIAL TONE.

LARRY
But that's not what we call him.

ANDY
Shut up and get your writing pad.

THE END

[Anonymous]

ROFLMAO!

[Anonymous]

fuse, you never cease to amuse me ^_^

[Fuse]

"Some study by some scientist at some university done on some women finds that somewhere around 90%-ish of women list "humor" as the number one thing they look for in a mate."

As stupid as I just wrote that, it's a real study, I just forgot the exact number and who, where, and when it was done. I use to study the art of women fishing, or 'how-to-get-a-date', when I was in my younger years.

Yeah, so thank Grim. I work hard for your amusment.




(hows that for random?)

[Anonymous]

heh, that was awesome, laughed my ass off.

[Ketamininja]

Sorry ladies...

[Fuse]

lol oh how I love that.

[Anonymous]

LMAO!

& fuse, you had the 444th post.

[Anonymous]

forum spam spam spam spam

yay for work, be prepared for upsage of kitten trolling, and where are those bastards with my lunch!?

and now, for your viewing pleasure, dancing kirby!!!!

<(^.^<)   <(^. ^)>   (>^.^)>   (>^.^<)

[Anonymous]

I could watch dancing kirby all day. Look at em go!

[Fuse]

I'm at work, and very very sleepy.

[Anonymous]

uhoh, the kirbies broke out into a fight! no! #3!!! (@^_^)=@<(X_X<)   <==(>_<)==|XX@=(^_^@)