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[Anonymous]

I found these two fan vids on fileplanet today (even though they've been out for a while). You may need to register with fileplanet before you can dl them.

This is a 10 minute film that parodies the burly brawl. Absolutely hilarious!

http://www.fileplanet.com/150990/150000/fileinfo/The-Matrix-Online---C-vs.-M-Movie



This one is a short movie (17 mins) that follows the very basic formula. Guy loses girl, guy searches for girl, guy finds girl. It's actually not that bad and has some funny moments as well (theres a bloopers section after the credits, and also shows the great MA tourney in beta, you can see a group of us sitting in the distance).

http://www.fileplanet.com/150780/150000/fileinfo/The-Matrix-Online---Fiaz-Chronicles-Movie






*Gasp* http://www.fileplanet.com/150678/150000/fileinfo/The-Matrix-Online---Furious-Angels

How did that sneak it's way into fileplanet?

[Kosila]

OMG!!! Ketamininja's avatar blinks!!! I JUST NOTICED THAT!!!

That's awesome!

[Anonymous]

According to a french magazine, 79% of the french women, don't shave their armpits.

[Anonymous]

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
 
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
 
ABBOTT: Mac?
 
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
 
ABBOTT: Your computer?
 
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?
 
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
 
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
 
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
 
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
 
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the  windows?
 
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
 
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and  software.
 
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
 
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to  write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do  you have?
 
ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
 
ABBOTT: I just did.
 
COSTELLO: You just did what?
 
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
 
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
 
ABBOTT: Yes.
 
COSTELLO: For my office?
 
ABBOTT: Yes.
 
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.
 
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
 
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
 
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's  just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a  proposal. What do I need?
 
ABBOTT: Word.
 
COSTELLO: What word?
 
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
 
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
 
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
 
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
 
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't  start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I  watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
 
ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2  , 3 and 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOTT: Real One.
 
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a  movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1".

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the  world.

COSTELLO: It is?
 
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words  left. It pretty much wiped out all the other words out  there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
 
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
 
ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
 
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

[Ketamininja]

Instant classic.

[Styan]

Ah... its been a while!  Thx Ratio

[Anonymous]

................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz   *yawns*

somebody plz shoot me already.............zzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous]

Peanut butter oreos rock my world.

[Anonymous]

hmm, are there any cemeteries in mxo? if not, i wonder why... actually i just wanted one for a screenshot of something im working on.

[Anonymous]

Ferris what is your avatar a picture of?

To me it looks like an animated version of one of the characters from the musical "Cats"

 =P



"And we all say, Oh well oh never was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!"

Grim comes in second.

[Anonymous]

lmao mistoffolees rocks my socks :p actually, that looks like ..... bah i forget the name of that cartoon! i dunno if it's a character from he-man, or else the show was on right around the same time lol but it's familiar

[Anonymous]

xorcyst: ashencourte kinda has a cemetary feel to it

[Ketamininja]

nono, is that not ThunderCats? ... Thunder, Thunder THUNDERCATS .... HOOOOOOOO!!!

[Anonymous]

yeaaaaaahhh!! that's it!!! lol

ket you're the man with a thousand ... eyes .... on ... tv ..... errr ..... i quit :p

[Anonymous]

It's Wilycat from Thundercats.  I get a little nostalgic and teary eyed just thinking about that gem of a show.  Gotta represent the eighties!

LOL, Cats: The Cartoon.  How awesomely bad would that be?!? :-)