randomness

[Pirus]

Skinny dipping.... Lake/Ocean..... fish..... big worm.... = Bad Idea

[Tbone]

all those times I invited you over to skinny dip with me and you said no?
/growl

When the hell did you extend those invitations? lol

Yeah, we were in Savannah, GA and drove over to Tybee Island and had these really strong daquiris until sometime past midnight. Then we just walked on the beach and tore our clothes off and ran around in the ocean drunk and naked for a while. A very spiritual experience...heh.

[Subb]

Pink Hair Dye,

Several Crates of Beer,

A decent venue.




Should be an awesome night.

[NoCry]

spiritualftmfw

[Tecknik]

Just picked up a DualShock3 controller.  Didn't even know they were out yet.

Also picked up a second Stratocaster controller for Rock Band. I knew those were out.  Been counting down the days.

[NoCry]

mifid is both my saviour and my nemesis at the moment.

[Subb]

mifid is both my saviour and my nemesis at the moment.

are you 'miffed' dear?



Oh yeah, I'm so cool....

[Manic Velocity]

I'm getting more requests for booty calls now that I'm in a relationship than I ever got when I was single.  

It is a fucking painful experience to have to turn down two in the same goddamn day.

[Phienyx]

You will find that that is about normal.....which SUX for us guys.  We can't get any action to save our lives until we're not in a relationship, then all of a sudden, girls are coming out of the woodwork once we are.  Cruel, I tell you!  Cruel!

.....or maybe "Its a trap!!"

[Tecknik]

Tell me about it, Manic.

I was in a three year relationship, and had never been hit on by so many women in my life.

Now I'm single and I feel like I have "Axe murderer! Stay Away!" written across my forehead.

What is up with these women?  Lits, care to shed some light on this?

[Phienyx]

I'm no expert and definitely not a woman, but I'll throw out my best guess based on experience.  

Could it be because a woman has found us worthy to be with, other women are curious to find out what makes us so worthy to be with?

[Subb]

Or they're mother fucking witches.

[Lits]

What is up with these women?  Lits, care to shed some light on this?

Simple.

Women want what they can't have. Once you're an easy target there's no challenge and you're boring. Even if they don't "know" you're in a relationship they "know." It's something about your body chemistry or the way you move or hell, women's intuition. Belive me, somehow we know.

My advice? Be as aloof as possible if you're single. It's only human nature to chase that which runs from us.

[Fuse]

1. Eliminate your desires.
2. Be excellent in her presence.
3. Retreat.

Works everytime.

[Phienyx]

The only creatures on this earth that chase what runs from them are predators.  So women = predators