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« Reply #330 on: April 04, 2005, 09:30:48 am »
i like pie!


Topherous Jedi Sentinel
Artifice, Archaeology, Treasure Hunting

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« Reply #331 on: April 04, 2005, 09:49:15 am »
A unicorn is a wussy ass sig for a badass name like Adrenaline.

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« Reply #332 on: April 04, 2005, 02:56:06 pm »
the unicorn is a personal thing, dont knock it. :) but if you have other ideas, feel free to let me know :)

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« Reply #333 on: April 04, 2005, 02:57:25 pm »
How about a syringe :)

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« Reply #334 on: April 04, 2005, 03:23:47 pm »
Don't do it Lel! Jobs are over rated and seriuously cut into your MxO time! Right now I could be at home, making up for lost time but no, I am here... pretending to work...

If you squint real hard and turn your head sideways, the unicorn can kinda look like a syringe.

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« Reply #335 on: April 04, 2005, 04:29:47 pm »
yah if youve already taken the drugs?

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« Reply #336 on: April 04, 2005, 05:54:41 pm »
adrenaline .... maybe a shoe ..... cuz adrenaline is a rush ..... or .... umm ..... there are various forms of this:

http://bf031.k12.sd.us/images/track_shoe2_.gif

so, for random sake, i forgot john malcovich is an alum here at ISU, he came for a Q&A today. some fun quotes from him:

"i learned that when people get bored, they throw programs .... and one learns to duck."

girl in the audience: "what would you suggest to someone who wants to start a theatre?"
jm: "um, ok .... let me give you the number for my ex-psychiatrist ...."

oh, and technically he didn't graduate. something to do with the constitution test and he kind of didn't take it ... so they gave him a diploma today as well LOL

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« Reply #337 on: April 04, 2005, 05:59:42 pm »
I wish i could get a diplomia after not completing college. But then again i get my associates degree in november so im not worried. (crosses fingers)

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« Reply #338 on: April 04, 2005, 07:06:43 pm »
John Malkovich is a cool dude.  He's definately on my mental list of people I'd like to meet.

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« Reply #339 on: April 04, 2005, 10:39:14 pm »
he was high-lareous. we played "let's stump john" for a little over an hour .... and definately got him on the first or second question ... silly kids asking him philisophical questions ..... pffffffffttt ... had some good things to say about auditions and life in general. glad i went.

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« Reply #340 on: April 05, 2005, 12:53:45 pm »
i have a double major in computer games and xbox, with a minor in playstation

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« Reply #341 on: April 14, 2005, 03:41:37 pm »
A nice joke I heard from a friend in the south....
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A filthy rich man in North Carolina decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in"

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool."

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« Reply #342 on: April 14, 2005, 04:33:33 pm »
Pfft.

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« Reply #343 on: April 14, 2005, 07:06:24 pm »
after over 10 years of playing horn, i am finally getting one of my own ... *drool*

actually, this is an intermediate, not professional horn, but for the price and the stated quality, it doesn't look like a bad horn. currently, it fits my playing purposes. i was literally jumping up and down when my step-dad called and said to go ahead and bid on it .... GAHHHH!!!! *does a happy dance*

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16215&item=7313701574&rd=1

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« Reply #344 on: April 15, 2005, 12:16:23 am »
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