randomness

[Anonymous]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Aceley

[Anonymous]

CHARLIE SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"

DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male!"

p.s. aceley, your avi is a bit too big ...

[Lithium]

AHHHH Big avatar! Please make smaller!

[Anonymous]

lol, ok, will make half size when i get home later

least it was random

[Anonymous]

Further proof that all you need to find idiots is a news crew and/or a video camera.

http://members.cox.net/bigheaded/UPS.wmv

http://members.cox.net/bigheaded/RedneckSurfing.wmv

P.S. - Aceley .... this is Weeeeeeeeeee

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

[Anonymous]

Damn women DRIVERS

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Nice, huh?  Can you guess who Big Jim & the Twins are?

This didn't happen to me by the way...

[Anonymous]

OHEMJEE GEIZ LEIK I AHM TEH OENZOR NOW!!111//1//??
I CNA FLY N STUP BUHLITZ!!111!1MOrpheuz SeD I wuZ 1337

[Anonymous]

Random

[Ketamininja]

AAADD
(Age  Activated Attention Deficit Disorder),

I need to wash my car.  As I head towards the garage, I notice there's
mail on the hall table.  I decide to go through it before washing the car.  
I put my keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the bin and notice the
bin is full.  So I decide to put the bills back on the table to take out
the bin.  But then I think, since I'm near the postbox when I take out the
bin,
I might as well pay the bills first.  I take my cheque book off the
table,and see that there is only one cheque left, so I go to my desk in my
study,where I find a bottle of Coke I had been drinking.  I'm about to look
for my cheques when I notice that the Coke is warm, so I decide to put it in
the fridge.  I head towards the kitchen when a vase of flowers catches my
eye - they need water.  As I put the Coke down on the worktop, I notice my
glasses, which I've been looking for all morning.  I decide I had better
take them back to my desk, but first I must water the flowers.  I fill
a jug with water when I spot the TV remote on the kitchen table.  Tonight
when we want to watch TV we'll be looking for it, so I decide to take it back
to the TV room; but first I must water the flowers.  I splash some water on
them, but some spills onto the floor.  So I put the remote down to wipe up
the spill.  Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was
planning todo.

Now it's the end of the day; the car isn't washed, the bills aren't
paid, there's a warm bottle of Coke on the worktop, the flowers aren't
watered, there's only one cheque in my cheque book, I can't find the remote or
my glasses, and I don't know what I did with the car keys.  I try to work
out why nothing got done today, and I'm baffled because I've been really
busy all day and now I'm really tired.  I realise this is a problem, and
I'll try to get some help, but first I'll check my e-mails.

[Anonymous]

dude .... ket .... are you spying on me?!?

[Anonymous]

I have a sore throat. I sound really raspy.

[Ketamininja]

OMG

I haven't laughed so much in a LOOOOOONG time.
Check it. Safe for work.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=afroninja.mpg

[Kosila]

LOL! The more you watch it, the funnier it gets.

[Anonymous]

lol, now if only we could see that in bullet time!

[Avzeke (Khr0n1k)]

that is most def the funniest thing ever...he just kept going like nothing happened,