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Anonymous · « **Reply #270 on:** January 31, 2005, 01:11:12 pm »

I GOT SOMETHING RANDOM AND ANNOYING HERES SOME LAW KNOWLEDGE FOR ALL YOU NJ SPEEDERS LIKE ME

After an accumlation of 6 points, NJ state laws requires the offender to pay $150 and $25 for each additional point.

Now this is AFTER YOU PAY THE FINES.

son of a .... !!!!!!!!!!!

please dont say "well just dont speed" because i will commit suicide

Anonymous · « **Reply #271 on:** January 31, 2005, 01:20:28 pm »

Ummm...for the sake of saving the life of a FA member....

"Don't exceed the posted speed signs"

Does that help....no.....umm......sorry.

Anonymous · « **Reply #272 on:** January 31, 2005, 03:12:34 pm »

Hey, Francesca, move to West Virginia, especially in Fairmont!!!! The only policemen that are around are the ones that are at bars. I usually go 80 mph. Sometimes, I'll go 95 when I get pissed off at a driver going 50 in the passing lane!!! (My car only goes 100....) :<

Anonymous · « **Reply #273 on:** February 01, 2005, 09:41:52 am »

What Is the Longest English Word?

The longest word to appear in standard English dictionaries is: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters). This is the name of a lung disease suffered by miners. It first appeared in Webster's New International Dictionary and then later in the second edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.

That word again...

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

we should create a thread with people trying to say it :roll1:

Aceley

Anonymous · « **Reply #274 on:** February 01, 2005, 12:00:37 pm »

hey random stuff guess what im in computer lit and my teacher has no idea idea wtf shes doing. i hate this class and i have work in an hour im gonna be late......

LALALALA *bangs head against computer desk until passes out*

Anonymous · « **Reply #275 on:** February 06, 2005, 12:41:55 pm »

LMAO!!!!!!

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete"

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland! ."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof. "

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,

'Polish Remover'."

p.s. if people from poland are called poles, are people from holland called holes?

Anonymous · « **Reply #276 on:** February 07, 2005, 03:00:40 am »

Nice. Is that last comment one of those; Dog is to cat and Fish is to.....? Because if it is, my IQ is way too high to even contemplate answering that question

Anonymous · « **Reply #277 on:** February 07, 2005, 03:30:31 am »

But!...................

Can you comtemplate the possibillites of the universe?

I know all the answers.... ...

E=MCÂ²
"If everything is energy, then anything is possible."

Anonymous · « **Reply #278 on:** February 07, 2005, 05:19:24 am »

Something peculiar happened yesterday.
Claw was taking Matrix pics of me for his photoclass, much fun, but the batteries were to strong, so no result. We will try again though.
But when we left, our thoughts on Neo and the Matrix, there it was, on the car in front of us, a WHITE RABBIT. So of course we followed it... ;2)

Anonymous · « **Reply #279 on:** February 07, 2005, 06:13:51 am »

Anyone can contemplate the possibilities of the Universe, its getting anywhere thats takes intellegence. Anyway, Aaura, can you figure out how much of an affect Plato has on the Matrix?

ps. Charm, that is wierd. Are you sure you arn't playing far too much MxO?

Anonymous · « **Reply #280 on:** February 07, 2005, 07:45:57 am »

Perhaps, perhaps... Reality fades sometimes *lol*

Anonymous · « **Reply #281 on:** February 07, 2005, 08:08:17 am »

Quote

can you figure out how much of an affect Plato has on the Matrix?

Let me counter that

How do you measure affect?

Anonymous · « **Reply #282 on:** February 07, 2005, 09:31:41 am »

By measuring Cause

Anonymous · « **Reply #283 on:** February 07, 2005, 09:42:53 am »

ah but there is no cause, that is when the effect is so strong, and that is why we call them "mysteries" of the universe ....

Anonymous · « **Reply #284 on:** February 07, 2005, 10:32:35 am »

you lost me.......

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