randomness

[Anonymous]

cheese is good until you go to wisconsin ... darn packers .... go bears!

mmmm cheese .... and chips .... that's just about all i have to eat right now since i have no utensils ... gotta wait for the dining centers to open and theiv some mwahaha .... ahem

brought to you by the wall of my home kitchen:

this food is cooked with pride and grace
and served with my good wishes
i don't ask for thanks or praise
but i could use help with the dishes!

mwahaha ... ha. .. eh ... ahem .... pickle ...

[Anonymous]

One day this will all be yours.


What the curtains???

[Anonymous]

Care for a bag of caffineated corn chips?

[Anonymous]

words words words, love is just a word, ah but it is so much more ....

bibulous \BIB-yuh-luhs\, adjective:
1. Of, pertaining to, marked by, or given to the consumption of alcoholic drink
2. Readily absorbing fluids or moisture

sparkle your sprinkles or shingles will shake your shanookie into spacious sickles and say so

[Anonymous]

I saw he saw sitting on a see-saw, I saw he saw he saw me

[Anonymous]

Here's a bad joke I heard today.  It cracked me up.

A chinese guy and a jewish guy are waiting at a bus station in New York.  They start talking.

After a while, the jewish guy looks at the chinese guy and slaps him behind the head.

Chinese guy: "Ouch !  That hurt !  What was that for ?".

Jewish guy: "That was for Pearl Harbor".

Chinese guy: "I'm not japanese, I'm chinese".

Jewish guy: "Chinese, Taiwainese, Japanese, you're all the same".

The chinese guy slaps the jewish guy behind the head.

Jewish guy: "Ouch !  That hurt !  What was that for ?".

Chinese guy: "That was for the Titanic".

Jewish guy: "Jews did not sink the Titanic.  It was an iceberg".

Chinese guy: "Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceberg, you're all the same".

[Anonymous]

Nah, that isn't bad. I quite like this semi-rude joke here.

In side some blokes balls where a whole load of sperm. Among these sperm was an overly-keen sperm called Sammy. He worked out all day, adamant that he would be the sperm to impregnate his target. Then finally the big day came and the sirens began to ring.

As expected, Sammy shot out like a rocket, way ahead of all the other sperms who just took it one stroke at a time, getting ever closer.

As they were about to leave thier host and enter the battle, Sammy shoots straight back past them. Obviously they are confused and they ask him where he is going. Calling back to them, he says "It's a false alarm!"

[Anonymous]

gahhhhhhhh ajax that's horrible hahaha

ok, here's one for you guys, TRUE STORY!!

my friend here at school's mom is a teacher (not sure what grade, i think junior high-ish, but i'm not entireley sure). well, this semester she got two new students, twins, a boy and a girl.  well, their names were pronounced (not spelled) molly (the boy) and fah-molly (the girl). my friend's mom asked the twins how they got those names, and the twins said that when the nurse brought them back to their mother with their birth certificates, the nurse had already named the children. well, truth is, the birth certificates said "male" and "female," and the monther honest-to-God thought that those were her childrens' names. so these poor twins have to live their lives with the names "Male" and "Female," just pronounced "molly" and "fah-molly" ....

true story! ... some people should never breed ....

[Anonymous]

When I watch the Jerry Springer show I always think of this: you need to prove your ability and get a permit to drive a car, to hunt, to work in another country but you don't need to do that to bring another human being in the world and raise him.

I think if everybody had to successfully pass a "good parent" test before they could have kids, there would be a lot less parents.  The gene pool would also be a lot cleaner.

Just kidding.  Even though some people are unfit parents and should be put to jail for what they do to their kids, it is an undeniable right to be able to reproduce yourself, no matter how mediocre your actions are towards your progeny.



P.S.: Was this random enough for this thread ?

[Anonymous]

that random wasn't at all

to do post with previous had

random you to sucking are

kidding just!!!

[Ketamininja]

OMG

[Anonymous]

Wow.  If this guy isn't gay, he should be.  He's really good at acting like one

[Anonymous]

He made me cringe.

[Anonymous]

gahhhhhhhh ajax that's horrible hahaha

ok, here's one for you guys, TRUE STORY!!

my friend here at school's mom is a teacher (not sure what grade, I think junior high-ish, but I'm not entireley sure). well, this semester she got two new students, twins, a boy and a girl.  well, their names were pronounced (not spelled) molly (the boy) and fah-molly (the girl). my friend's mom asked the twins how they got those names, and the twins said that when the nurse brought them back to their mother with their birth certificates, the nurse had already named the children. well, truth is, the birth certificates said "male" and "female," and the monther honest-to-God thought that those were her childrens' names. so these poor twins have to live their lives with the names "Male" and "Female," just pronounced "molly" and "fah-molly" ....

true story! ... some people should never breed ....

[Anonymous]

Slap me around and call me susan!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he..