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[Anonymous]

Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!   Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho he he he  :2d Whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh yeah! You bet. VUNDERBAR! Sure. AMEN. right on! yes, sirreeeee!  :roll4:  :roll1: Love it! o yes, love it!  :|>

[ArchNemesis]

dude cosmis's interview was hilarious.... and since this is a random thread i can talk about this in this thread... and there  is NOTHING you can do about MUAHAHAHAH.... i need a coke...and a pig....

[Anonymous]

Yes. We all need a pig once in a while.

[Anonymous]

random word for the random thread:

machination \mack-uh-NAY-shuhn; mash-\, noun:
1. The act of plotting.
2. A crafty scheme; a cunning design or plot intended to accomplish some usually evil end.

**ironic that it starts with the same letters as "machine" .... go zionists!**

[Anonymous]

Random word... spaniard

[Anonymous]

Random word... Grey.


...


BWAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAA HAHWAWAWA WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHWHAHWHWHWAHha ahaaahahh...ahahaaaa...hihi...hhoho...ha....


*wipes a tear*

[Anonymous]

.....................you know, this is getting very immature guys.

Ok, I'll stop being an ass now.

"I'm saaaiiiiling,
away,
sen an open course,
for the viiiirgin sea,
I'veeee got ooooo be freee
blah blah blah blah,
blahdy blah, blah blah.

Come sail away,
come sail away,
come sail away with meeee"

[Anonymous]

I still feel that I am a better singer than you.

"Act sleazy
behave like a tart
it's so easy
to get what you want

yeah
you can't get enough

Hey baby
we all know your name
it's sex
that will lead you to fame

Don't Don't Don't Give it up
Don't Don't Die of a broken heart

Your ego
is never at fault
if you believe it
you'll get all you want

yeah
you can't get enough

Don't Don't Die of a broken heart

I feel your pulse
beating blue
and I feel your skin crawls
when we, we ,we, we
fuck

Don't Don't Die of a broken heart"


Phew.

*Breathes*

That was long and rough. Anyway, you must agree that I sing better...?

[Anonymous]

Oh, touche. But now you must match my rendition of "The Crowing" by Coheed and Cambria.

"I fed the clues of a lost day killed in motion
But I thought of it so like there's no other way it could've been done
Will they size my fit for a puzzle I wish not to play a part in it.
A heart stained in hate, a feeling of fear will play circles.

But you, you were my favorite
But you, you know, you were my favorite

I severed my ties to shroud this body under the streets of this city
And wait for the day when I am summoned to walk across the face
Well, slowly but clearer now, in visions that play and plague memories
I loved them with all as the son should to mother and father

But you, you were my favorite
But you, you know, you were my favorite

Would I walk through the door, shedding the light of all life?
With the rise and reform, would I come as before?
Pray you're not the only one
Pray you're not the only...
If given mistakes, would I take them back?
If erasing them could, if erasing them would
But would they be the words that I would say?
Your face and a door between
I've parted three ways
For you, the Newo that I love

Did you ever really know before my face shamed to break?
Did you ever really know before my mind scared to think?
Did you ever really know before my name son to these?
Did you, did you, did you come clean in the end from the start?

Dear Ambellina, the Prise wishes you to watch over me
Dear Ambellina, the Prise wishes all to watch over me
I fought the decisions that call and lost
My mark has the revelant piece in this
I will come reformed
In short, for the murders of those I court
I bless the hour that holds your fall
I will kill you all!!

Oh and I'm sooooo gay....................."

Wait................thats not the end of the song...............

[Anonymous]

Yes. It was good. But nothing can stand up to my Seigmen lyric knowledge! You cannot triumph over their genius!


"I ask myself if there is
A melancoly god up there

I would dry his eyes
I'd kiss his feet
To let the light shine on
Mortality

Message

I ask myself if there is
A melancoly god up there
Dissolved in tears i cross my heart
For death to bring us back to start

The boy outside is universal

And i ask myself if there is
A reward for tragedy
Please god, reverse my memory
I ask myself

Hold your horses the one who cares
Is the one outside dissolved in tears
Holds the candle while you read
Hold your horses your anxiety
The boy outside the family
Holds your hand while you sleep

The boy outside is universal"

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry to end out competition so soon by singing the greastest song, but alas, I must.

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh. "

Hidden messages abound. Bum bum bum.

And yes, I will be releasing tbones acapella of this to any who want it....just pm your email adress, as my aim's fucked up for some reason.

Shameless plugs.

[Anonymous]

Oh yeah?

"(Hammer)
U can't touch this (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
That's good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
in the 90's to burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow it is said if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't u can't touch
this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records they just dont get it
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer
and the rest go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)"




Eat that can of lime!


And, no, it was not copied and pasted .

[Anonymous]

Now this I find quite random and disturbing, Oronos found it one day and I just have to bring it back up.

Take a look....

www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm
www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
www.fat-pie.com/salad3.htm
www.fat-pie.com/salad4.htm

[Anonymous]

Nooo! Do not bring the curse of Saladfingers uppon the innocents of the clan! Noone should have to endure more than 16 seconds of such anabomination. I warn you, you shall not sleep for many a year after seeing such a string of supernatural oddities. It is too much for one man to cope with, the man (if it really was a man) who concieved this was not in his right mind!

[Anonymous]

Nooo! Do not bring the curse of Saladfingers uppon the innocents of the clan! Noone should have to endure more than 16 seconds of such anabomination. I warn you, you shall not sleep for many a year after seeing such a string of supernatural oddities. It is too much for one man to cope with, the man (if it really was a man) who concieved this was not in his right mind!

That pretty much sums it up ^^  :roll4:
Rofl  :p