Fuck e-dating...

[Sared]

Thank you eHarmony. I hate life now.

Ahem. NEXT.

[Jeyk]

Lame!

[Anonymous]

lol so what do you have going for you that you're so bad the internet won't help you date?

:p

I still love ya man

[Anonymous]

LAWL. Nice to see you're still up and around SARED! :D

[Tecknik]

Wow. ROFL.

[Manic Velocity]

It is better to have loved and lost, than to never have....

Fuck.  That sucks, man.  :p

[Tbone]

I saw a commercial about this like yesterday. It was for some new edating service and they started off by saying how 1 out of 5 people who use eHarmony are told they can't be matched with anybody. Then they guarantee you at least five matches or something like that. I forget who the advertisement was for.

[Phienyx]

I saw that one too, T'.  I can't for the life of me remember the name.

Don't worry Sared.  You can find crappy dates without paying someone else to do it for you.

My rule of thumb is this: If you're just looking for a fu...I mean a good time, go to the bar.  For anything more than that, look everywhere but.

[Manic Velocity]

I saw a commercial about this like yesterday. It was for some new edating service and they started off by saying how 1 out of 5 people who use eHarmony are told they can't be matched with anybody. Then they guarantee you at least five matches or something like that. I forget who the advertisement was for.

Saw this a few days ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgxOhG2nDOA

[Sared]

lol so what do you have going for you that you're so bad the internet won't help you date?

Die in a car fire. Thanks.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Geez bro. I'm honestly surprised the Internet can't find you anything. Here I thought I was the only one not having any luck with this online dating stuff.

[Lits]

Dating in general sucks... Don't worry Sared, you're not missing much. They distract you from work, give you added stress, make your life miserable, you're constatly worrying about them and their problems, you're constantly worrying if they're worrying about you and your problems or not.... just not worth it unless you find a damn good one.

[Anonymous]

Ugh online dating. What do I have to say about this? I've had three online boyfriends, and quite a few flings, and not a single one of them got me what I really wanted. If you're not financially stable and the partner isn't financially stable, it won't work out because you two won't be able to visit each other. Also, your partner could be messing around with you when really they've got someone right there. yeah, people do that. I just broke up with my "boyfriend" because of a bunch of shit. Over time, you'll realize that there's a lot of aspects to a relationship with someone who you can touch and feel, and that you're missing out on almost all of them because they live somewhere else.

Rejected by eHarmony? They just saved you tons of time. Now get out there, go party, meet tons of drunk girls, and find yourself someone to bang.

AND OMG WHY ARE YOU (AND YOU TURRET) HAVING DIFFICULTY FINDING SOMEONE!? Has this world gone MAD!?

[Sared]

.... just not worth it unless you find a damn good one.

Thats what I'm trying for...