Happy Birthday Sared!

[Jeyk]

Happy B-Day, homes.

[Anonymous]

OMG SARED HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy BIRTHDAY Dear Sared
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.

Hope it's a good one, and YOU SHOULD GET ON MSN SO I CAN SEND YOU A VOICE CLIP ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE!

And if it REALLY sucks, come to Canada, and I'll go get us some stuff to make it a happy party....Yeah, like balloons and chips and salsa....MMMM CHIPS AND SALSA! Screw pizza, it's all about the chips.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN!

[Anonymous]

happy b-day
sorry my message doesn't have the level of excitement of countess' post  lol

[Subb]

Shit, I want the drugs that Countess takes :p


HaVe A vErY HaPpEh B-dAy SaHrEdEh!

[Anonymous]

No more e-numbers for her.

Happy birthday babe *smooch*

[Ash]

Happy Birthday Sared, now stop reading this and go party!

[Anamodiel]

w00t! Another year older, a new one just begun!

Have a fun birthday. Hopefully you get some sweet present or something!

[Anonymous]

Shit, I want the drugs that Countess takes :p !

It's easy to get what I took...uh...yeah, alcohol..woo....>.>


The REALLY ironic thing about that post is...later that night, I wouldn't eat anything else but pizza because I had the uh...munchies I believe they call it.


BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME! IT"S ALL ABOUT SARED ON HIS BIRFDAY!!! WOOOTTT!

Go Sared. It's your birfday. We gonna party like it's your birfday (even though it is and I don't understand why there would be a comparison there because it contradicts the second sentence in the song, but BACK TO DA SONG!) And ya know we don't give a phouke (seal?) CAUSE IT"S YOUR BIRFDAY!

And that's where the trauma stops. THANKS FOR LISTENING! NOW GO PARTEH HARDEH (as Subb put it) SAHREDEH!!!

[Bellthazor]

Happy b-day Sared....Your another year older and wiser... :p

[Subb]

Shit, I want the drugs that Countess takes :p !

It's easy to get what I took...uh...yeah, alcohol..woo....>.>


The REALLY ironic thing about that post is...later that night, I wouldn't eat anything else but pizza because I had the uh...munchies I believe they call it.


BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME! IT"S ALL ABOUT SARED ON HIS BIRFDAY!!! WOOOTTT!

Go Sared. It's your birfday. We gonna party like it's your birfday (even though it is and I don't understand why there would be a comparison there because it contradicts the second sentence in the song, but BACK TO DA SONG!) And ya know we don't give a phouke (seal?) CAUSE IT"S YOUR BIRFDAY!

And that's where the trauma stops. THANKS FOR LISTENING! NOW GO PARTEH HARDEH (as Subb put it) SAHREDEH!!!

Fuck me, she's even weirder than me! *elbows Tbone* Are you sure we're safe? :/

[Anonymous]

Wow... speechless.  Happy b-day Subb!  

*tips hat, raises glass*

[Subb]

It's Sahredehs bday not mine ::roll eyes::

[Anonymous]

lmao

Classy, Woody, classy.

[Sared]

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG LAWLZ RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111eleven

[Anonymous]

Fuck me, she's even weirder than me! *elbows Tbone* Are you sure we're safe? :/

Honey, I won't kill you.....I might hurt you a bit, but definately not kill you So you're safe....Here, we'll even think of a safe word....jeftinghatekololyousuckstophurtingmeyousillygirlzomgbbqhax



YES YOU'RE SAFE! JEEZ!