What was said about us on the MXO Boards

[Anonymous]

I don't recall who wrote this, but it actually made me laugh out loud. I woke my girlfriend up.

FAI1: JESUS *CENSORED* CHRIST!!! There's, good god, a lvl 50 merv and a lvl 35 merv!!!
FAI2: what do we do?! Oh god i dont wanna die!!
FAI3: Oh..Oh...i think i just s__t myself...
FAI1:Faction Chat: OK GUYS...CODE YELLOW!!
FAI2: Rally!!! We need, oh god i cant think straight!!
FAI1: get ahold of yourself man!!! We have atleast 10 ppl online here, all 50's, if u play it cool, and use ur head, you WILL get home alive!!
FAI2: You're right...thanks man.
FAI1: No problem
FAI2: /Bumpbutts
FAI3: Can...can somebody make me some new pants?
FAI1: Faction Chat: Oh my god!!!! THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US!!
FAI3: Hardline out?
FAI1: If I dont get buffed im outta here!
Piraus:Faction Chat: Hey guys, i got a duel with somebody, can anybody buff me real fast and sell me some boosters?
FAI1: Piraus, oh thank god you're here, we got a situation, lvl 50 merv and lvl 35 merv here, only me and 2 other zion 50's, can you come help?
Piraus: uh yea, about that, if Broien isnt here to buff me and then cast powerless while i interlock, i dont pvp
FAI1: Well s__t man, why did you log on if ur not gonna even help?
Piraus: Uh..hello...its Wednesday
FAI1: So?
Piraus: So...a couple guys are gonna be outta town friday so we moved tuesday, thursday, and friday's circle jerk to Monday, wednesday, thursday
FAI1: oh yea, right...duh, forgot
FAI3: guess i wont be needing those pants
FAI2: Yea, circle jerk, lets get that goin now, i was worried we were gonna have to take on these mervs without all of FAI online!!
Piraus: yea, that would not have been good, i could take the lowbie, but that 50, w/o my boosters im scr__ed..
FAI1: phew, well, thx for the reminder piraus, lets get goin
Piraus: yea, today's circle jerk is extra special, we are all going to use Utility Tech!!
FAI1: Nice, im setting mine to aggressive!!
FAI2: rofl, you go girl!
Piraus: Furious AI....YEA!!!
Broien: Am i too late?
Piraus: ROFLMAO
FAI1: ROFL
FAI2: ROFL
FAI3: Heh

It wasn't funny because it was about us, it was more of the dialogue I found amusing. Which is rather nerdy, now that I think about it, since that's like telling an "Orc walks into a bar..." joke about D&D...sigh...I'm so lame...

[Pirus]

lol wohoo me and broin are the stars not that its exactly something to be proud about but I laughed my ass off Do try to find out who did that though im curious, besides it sounds as if he/she is fond of FA

[Da6onet]

forum name "theduke"
in game name "thekhan" (dark evolution)

[Pirus]

ah hmm ok lol well i really dont know him. I've seen him around a few times though.

[Ash]

LMAO.... DAMN that was funny

[Anonymous]

Actually the true author of it was Souless asked a friend in DE about it.  His forum account was banned so someone else had to post it for him.

[Adad]

hilarious....when's the next circle jerk this week by the way?

[Anonymous]

Oh.. is it Wednesday already?  Guess I won't need these pants then.  No, sorry Homina, Vermillion, and Lits... This is a cirlce jerk, not a circle... whatever you girls do down there.  I personally wouldn't know.  SAFFRINA!!!! Put your pants BACK on!  Jeez... you'd think they'd know the routine by now.

[Pirus]

dag btw you do it too hard lmao well so adad said ... he was just too shy to tell you himself

[Anonymous]

well i think it's pretty fucked up.  why?  well, thekhan is a counsilmember in DE.  he is a leader, thus basically saying it's ok to trash talk whoever they want.  even if i wasn't a leader (which i was) i wouldn't publicly flame anyone like that.

[Tbone]

I hunt down people one on one, and I know I'm not the only one. We are the most skilled fighters in the game, hands down. When there's a group of us, it's usually to take out the ENTIRE Merv or Mach (or both) org. A lot of the people that make me visualize a squealing pig running away are in DE...ah, irony! Not to mention how soon they forget that event where they were supposed to rescue Manatik from a handful of FAs and couldn't do it. Me thinks they are simply jealous because we are taking their women and leaving them our squealing pigs!

[Fuse]

By the way, I beleive it is a "circle bean rubbing" with women. I've seen it a few times, even have a few ummm...."documentary" videos if your interested.

[Lits]

*hmph* Well if we can't play with you boys, I guess Vermillion, Saf, and I will just have to go have our OWN party! As a sendoff for Saf maybe? Hehe.... no you can't watch.

[Anonymous]

<3 lits  lol

[Broin]

I hunt down people one on one, and I know I'm not the only one. We are the most skilled fighters in the game, hands down. When there's a group of us, it's usually to take out the ENTIRE Merv or Mach (or both) org. A lot of the people that make me visualize a squealing pig running away are in DE...ah, irony! Not to mention how soon they forget that event where they were supposed to rescue Manatik from a handful of FAs and couldn't do it. Me thinks they are simply jealous because we are taking their women and leaving them our squealing pigs!

AMEN BROTHER!!!  They are all still stinging from the Tbone & Broin show that we use to always put on.  The two of us taking on and and taking down 8 or more REDS....      And when you added on Manic, Lith, Fuse, and some of the other old timers.... Well they never had a chance.  Still don't from what I can see.  Our old school, middle school, and new school recruits are always top notch and kickin' butt.