I did it, The Family Guy thread, for all things Family Guy

[Anonymous]

Hi, well as you guessed, this is the family guy thread so talk away on the greatest show of all time

my favorites include: Da Bomb, to live and die in dixie,and mr griffin goes to washington but they are all funny

[Anonymous]

I only have two words for you. Funniest Show Ever.

O crap, thats three words. Okay, time to cut it down.

Now, i only have two words for you. Show Ever.

[Anonymous]

"Why did God give women boobs?  So guys have something to look at when they're talking to them. Haha."*pause*"Honk, honk."

[Anonymous]

Louis talking to Peter about his Who's the Boss float at the parade:
"I dunno Peter, your idea, it's a little.. esoteric."
*zooms into Peter's head where there is a press-conference around a table discussing what the word esoteric means*
"could it mean sexy?"
"I think it's a science term."
"Guys, guys, esoteric means delicious."
*Zooms out again*
"Louis, who's the boss is not a food."
Brian: "Swing and a miss"

[Anonymous]

"Alright kids, today we are going to disect..... A CLOWN!!!"
"Yaaaaay!"
"Oh, well no wonder this clown died, his lungs were filled... WITH CANDY!!!"

[Anonymous]

"Awkward moment? I'll give you an awkward moment. One time during sex I called Lois, Frank. Your move Sherlock."

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"Math, ha! Everyone knows that math is nothing but the lesbian sister of biology."

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Chris: "I love you She-Hulk..."
Store Clerk: "Excuse me son, I'm going to have to ask you to lift up your shirt."
Chris: "I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!"
Store Clerk: "Lift up your shirt son...Oh, those aren't hams. You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid - Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid! You're just a fat kid aren't you fatty. Yep, just a big ol' fat kid, ain't ya? Here's some chocolate fatso."

[Anonymous]

Is this show ever coming back to broadcast television.  I would love to see new episodes on Fox.

[Anonymous]

I heard some rumors that it was supposed to be....not sure how reliable though.

"He's found a way to get the twinkie."

[Anonymous]

I have a great one:
Brian: Peter, there is something I really need to speak to you about.
*PAUSE*
Peter: OH MY GOD YOU CAN TALK!

[Anonymous]

Heh Heh

[Anonymous]

Is this show ever coming back to broadcast television.  I would love to see new episodes on Fox.

yeah. there's supposed to be another season along with a movie.
seth is also supposed to be making a new cartoon called the all american family or something like that.

[Anonymous]

"ohh you dont have to park here mr griffin, you have your own executive parking space now"
"that looks exactly like my old space"
"yeah but this one comes with your own company suck up"

"morning mr griffin, nice day we're having"
"ahh its a little cloudy"
"its absolutly cloudy, on of the worst days ive seen in years. so good news about the yankees"
"i hate the yankees"
"pack of cheaters thats what they are. i love your tie"
"i hate this tie"
"its awful its gawdy its gotta go"
"and i hate myself"
"i hate you too you make me sick you fat sack of crap"
"but im the president"
"the best there is"
"but you just said you hated me"
"not you the president...the you how said you hated you...you how love yankees clouds" *BOOM*

"ill have that fixed tommorow morning"

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"you may have killed her when you stuffed those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with that stool, but you know what didnt killer her, smoking"
"you have our sopport"

[Anonymous]

Now that was great comedy.

[Anonymous]

*Whats the problem Florida?
*My name is Florida, thats the name of a state... Why would anyone call their daughter a state?  Why is my name Florida?..

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*big silence

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*clap*DYNOMAIIITE

[Anonymous]

"nice mellons"
"why you little"
"peter im holding mellons"
"ohh"
"nice hooters too"
"hey"
"peter im holding hooters"
"ohh"
"your wife is hot"
"thats it"
*punch