New Dev. Journal

[Fuse]

Morpheus : Is it really so hard to belive? Your clothes are
different. The plugs in your arms and head are gone. Your
hair has changed. You have acting ability.

Neo puts a hand to his head and touches his hair. He then
does a few lines from 'A Few GOod Men'

Neo : You Can't Handle The TRUTH!...

Morpheus : ...

Neo : Whoa...

Morpheus : Yeah, we'll have ot level that one up a bit. Anyway, Your appearance now is what we call
residual self image. It is the mental projection...of your digital self.

Neo looks down and sees he has large breasts, silky smooth legs in a short skirt, and pigtails.

Two chairs appear in front of them, and Neo reaches out to touch one. He runs his hand along it's back.

Neo : This....this isn't real?

Morpheus looks at him

Morpheus : Sorry, What? I was just starring at your uhh... *cough* Real? th-this-oh, "this isn't real" was the question? yeah...What _is_ real? How do you _define_ real? If you're
talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what
you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical
signals interpreted by your brain. Mmmmm taste.

Morpheus pulls out a twinkie from his pocket and chows down.
A television appears in front of the two chairs, as Neo sits down in the chair beside Morpheus.

Chair : PPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!

Neo pulls out a whooppie cusion from the chair.

Morpheus shakes his fist towards the sky at Tank as he
picks up the television control and turns it on.

Morpheus : _This_ is the world that you know. The world as it was at the end of the twentieth century. It exists now only
as part of a neural-interactive simulation, that _we_ call
the Matrix Online.

Morpheus turns to Neo

Neo turns to Morpheus

Morpheus : You've been living in a dream world, Neo. This...is the world as it exists today.

Morpheus changes the channel on the televison.

MTVs "The Real World" is on.

Morpheus : Welcome.....to the desert of the real...We have only bits and pieces of information, but what we know
for certain is that some point in the early twenty-first
century all of mankind was united in celebration. We
marvelled at our own magnificence....

Neo stares at Trachelle

Morpheus : .....as we gave birth...to A.I.

Neo : A.I. - you mean Artificial Intelligence?

Morpheus : A singular consciousness that spawned an entire race of machines.
We don't know who struck first - us, or them. But
we know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time they
were dependent on solar power blah blah yadda yadda our own demise yakkeddy blah.

Neo /confuse

Morpheus : The human body generates more bio-electricity than 120-volt
battery and over 25,000 BTUs of body heat. Combined with
a form of fusion, the machines have found all the energy
they would ever need. There are fields...endless fields,
were human beings are no longer born. We are grown. For
longest time, I wouldn't belive it...and then I saw the
fields with my own eyes. Watch them liquefy the dead, so
they could be fed intravenously to the living. And standing
there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to
realize the obviousness of the truth. What is The Matrix Online?
Control. The Matrix is a computer generated dream world,
built to keep us under control in order to change a human
being into this.

Morpheus points at an ATM machine

Morpheus : and this too...

Morpheus points at an iPODs battery

Neo : That's not so bad. Thier loss.

Morpheus points at a car battery.

Neo begins to panic.

Neo : No....I don't belive it!! It's not possible.

Morpheus : I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be the truth.

Neo : Noooo!! Your promised me pwnagae! I don't even know
what that is, but your promised!

His eyes snap open and he thrashes against the chair, trying to rip the cable from the back of his neck. Trinity tries to calm him down.

Trinity : Easy, sweetcheeks, Easy...

Neo : Take this thing off me!! Take this thing..

Morpheus : Listen to me...

Morpheus eats goo on a tray.

Neo : Don't touch me! Stay away from me! I don't want it, I don't believe it!!

Cypher rolls his eyes at Neo as he tries to get up out the chair.

Cypher : He's gonna pop.

Neo gets up out the chair, and as he is dizzy, staggers about the room a bit, eventually falling onto the ground.

Morpheus with mouth full : Breathe, Neo. Just breathe...

Neo /puke

Neo passes out.

Morpheus : HA, you pussy! Gimme my money, crew!

The crew hands over the bet money.

[Styan]

lol that is hilarious!