MxO Pick-Up Lines

[Anonymous]

So, I'm in Widow's Moor with some other Zionists, and I wasn't wearing shoes, cuz mine lost stability. A guy who had just come in made a comment about it, and so I put on a Gi to go with the bare feet. So another guy comments:

I recycled my shirt ... can I have yours?
~RicoSuave, from the Fluffy Bunnies

Post your best MxO Pick-up lines here!!

[Anonymous]

lol i was there to witness it....funnystuff

[Anonymous]

not that I have ever or would use these, and be warned some of them are a little risque,
so avert your eyes if needed:

-hey baby, nice eyes, wanna pvp?
-are you a (furious)angel? cause you make me feel like im in heaven.
-(to niobe) hey sweetie, ever been with a WHITE motorcycle riding bad ass with a long sword?
-hi, I was wondering if I could take you out to dinner at club hel, I hear they have a delicious french cake
-can you tell me if this tastes like tastee wheat? (unzip pants)
-(to a female machinist) hey, wanna come back to my place and see a real machine in action?

It's 7am, that's all I got, im kinda sleepy. hehe

[Fuse]

I haven't gotten any of those, but I have had many women just random /kiss me.
I had discussed with Grim and Lelyel how I should start taking screens of them all and promote Fuse a bit.... I wonder if www.FuseThePimp.com is taken.

[Manic Velocity]

"Wanna go back to my place?  We can jack in together."

And for the record, Adrenaline, it was Trinity that rode the motorcycle.  

[Anonymous]

Manic, Im well aware, I just typically assume if morpheus had a pref on vehicle, it'd be motorcycle.