Useless Posts

[Anonymous]

Java and boredom are a bad combination:

public class UselessTopic extends Topic
{
   public static void main(String args[])
   {
      private int posts = 1000000;
      System.out.print("Let's see how many useless posts we can make:");
      
      for ( int postCount=0; postCount < posts; postCount++ )
      {
         System.out.println( postCount + "useless posts so far.");
         System.out.println( "Let's go for more!" );
      }
      
   }
}

(Note: This version doesn't actually compile...Unless you write a superclass for it and change the variable declarations).

[Anonymous]

Okay, here's a version that compiles.
Just throw it into your favorite Java compiler and watch it go!

public class UselessTopic
{
   public static void main(String args[])
   {
      int posts = 1000000;
      System.out.println("Let's see how many useless posts we can make:");
      
      for ( int postCount=0; postCount < posts; postCount++ )
      {
         System.out.println( postCount + " useless posts so far.");
         System.out.println( "Let's go for more!" );
      }
      
   }
}

(Edited for Kosila's nitpicky neatfreakyness)

[Kosila]

Make the first out.print into a out.println ... also make it " useless posts so far." ... otherwise it will print like this:

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Let's see how many useless posts we can make:0useless posts so far.
Let's go for more!
1useless posts so far.
Let's go for more!
...

I'm obsessed with how good the results looks. I've lost marks before for wasting my time on making it look good.

[Fuse]

<---does it old fasio way

postCount++;

[Anonymous]

damn midnight, if you're actually taking the time to type all of that out in the forums, u must be bored out of your mind............DAMN

at least when im bored, i grab a pillow, get comfortable on a couch, and go to sleep....   :p

[Anonymous]

<useless>

Man, you guys got my hopes up with a topic like useless posts. I thought someone was on to me. Turns out this is a friggin coder's workshop. Well, I got my useless post in here anyway didn't I. YAY me!!

</useless>

[Ketamininja]

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$posts = 1000000;
echo "Let's see how many useless posts we can make:<br>";
for($i=1;$i<$posts;$i++){echo $i." useless posts so far.<br>Let's go for more!<br><br>";}

pwned.

[Anonymous]

<------ says it all.

over 1000 completely useless posts

about 100 of which made sense to more than 3 people

and about 10 of which held any sort of significance

.... oops ... .shouldn't have said that .... please don't don me with the spam forums award!!! i'm not THAT bad!!! i've just been here for a year!! lol

[Anonymous]

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$posts = 1000000;
echo "Let's see how many useless posts we can make:<br>";
for($I=1;$I<$posts;$I++){echo $I." useless posts so far.<br>Let's go for more!<br><br>";}

pwned.

Aw hell naw. PHP?