I've Had Enough!!

[Ketamininja]

Sared, perhaps you should check your local AA meeting place

[Anonymous]

1) Kahluah After Eighteen?
2) Dormitory Madness lol
3) 10 years
4) I believe Triple Black is carbonated, Twisted is not. And Twisted has nasty after-tastes. I'll take Pucker instead, thanks I like my liquid suckers :p

[Anonymous]

Sared your beginning to scare me....especially since your not even 20 yet....

[Anonymous]

Okay, Smirnoff ya got right. The first one is right, but just pull the kahluah, it doesn't mix with food (desserts and such) very well. Second one is actually called a Roman Coke. 12 years is the minimum age for a good scotch.

I'll post round two in a few here, but for starters, whats the most distinguished (and oldest) vinyard in SouthCA that is recognized for a red wax seal to cover the cork?

BTW Ket, Lel,  I'm a connoisseur, not an alcoholic.

edit:// Oh, and please don't use http://www.justdrinkrecipes.com/, its cheating, and they have idiotic names for some of that stuff. Dormitory Madness? What the hell?

[Anonymous]

Tsk tsk sared...if you did your research you'd know to look for a bottle of scotch that is atleast 10 years old...making that the minimum...believe me I researched...the better scotches are 12, 15 or if you have the money 20 yrs. The year being  when the newest was added to the barrel not the average age of the brew. It should be stored in a cool dark location also. The first question I asked a bartending friend of mine he gave me the answer of Liquid After Eight or it could be Astroturf, both being served in a highball glass. I was also told by this person the difference between twisted and triple black is that twisted adds extra flavors and crap, (which is why i like it) vs the triple black which is just distilled 3 times for a smoother taste. The coke and Vodka one, well he said most just as for coke and vodka lol but eh...what do I know, I don't go to the bars that often any more...by the way June Bugs and Alabama Slammers are my favorites....Followed closely by chocolate martini's and Sex on the Beach

[Anonymous]

There aren't any distinguished vineyards in southern california. There's a very good reason that Fresno and south are known for producing raisins and not for producing good grapes. Climate ain't right. That's like saying what's the most distinguished samoan automobile manufacturer?

The only real bartending question is: What's the maximum number of ingredients in a classic good drink? (Not including ice, but including twists, wedges, etc.)

[Anonymous]

'better' might not be the right term, again, it's personal preference. stirred has a more 'abrupt' flavor, where as shaken is a bit more smooth and consistant.

[Anonymous]

Ratio got it right. SouthCA isn't the home of any good vinyards because of the crappy soil. If you get the waxed bottle one right, then I'll be impressed.

BTW, I've tasted a 12 and 15 year scotchs and there isn't any discernable difference. In fact, the 15 had more of a woody flavor to it and didn't go down well. the difference between a 10 and 12 year is noticable though.

[Anonymous]

LOL

no, actually that name came from a friend, not a site, but ya know, i hang out with crazy band people. they're prolly the ones who submited it :p

and ratio .... 4 :p

[Anonymous]

Hehehe....


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/sared_k/drink.jpg

[Anonymous]

LMAO!!!

ok I have two for you. the first one was going around the internet for a while:
Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(as I will be drunk)
At home, as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Pass the pretzels.

SO THEN a friend of mine decided to write his own beer prayer .... it's ... fun ....
Beer Prayer (Revisited)
Now I lay me down to sleep,
My 50 beers I pray I keep
Cold and iced and ready to drink.
I pray not to pour them down the sink.
I pray I find bottled beer
Far from the cans of yesteryear.

Now I lie back - not have to think
About the beers I had to drink.
Or as the room spins where I'm at,
I pray not to throw up on the cat.

I pray for time all for myself,
in silence so my head don't ralph.
To sleep in my nice soft bed
and pray not to hit my head.

Some silent moments for goodness sake,
I pray all night my head won't break.
And that I need not eat or drink,
For recovery is what I think.

Yes, now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my schlitz within me keep
But as I look around I surely know,
I threw it up an hour ago.

~BCZ aka CHC~

[Anonymous]

the real beer preyer is:

our beer,
who we kjgdgsf,
dfgfffooforjtortggjotot,
firirffhrhferrrioeroe,
ririorowiorifoworjro,
riirrtigiguihgihtitjg,
THUMP.
 because we all know, you can not prey to the wonders of beer. you just gota drink it. and the thump is when you hit the ground after drinking the total amount your body can hold. somthing i still need to find out.

[Anonymous]

Sared, I am saving that poem of Dr. Seus being drunk!!!  LOL!!!

gonna print it out and show that one to my friends cause i think its that DAMN funny....  LOL!!!!