Horoscopes

[Anonymous]

This site is nota real horoscope for you guys, hope it gives you some good news.

[Anonymous]

Hm, hope it does " Things will go well for you financially this year "

[Anonymous]

uhhh .... wtf?

"The year starts well, then gets a bit better, but then a bit worse before it evens out for a bit then gets better, then worse again, better again, fair to middling, up down, in out, shake it all about. You spend the whole year doing the okey cokey. By Xmas 2005 you are knackered."

.... cuz that doesn't happen naturally? stuff goes up and down all the time? damn horoscope ... i'm still waiting for a pet from the last one!! (i was told to name my new 4-legged friend rebecca .... no 4-legged friends here, several 2-legged, a few 3-legged, but no 4)

did i mention i loathe horoscopes?

[Anonymous]

Cancer: You are one of the most handsome, well endowed people in the world with the brains of Einstein and the looks of a young Steve McQueen.

One of the most handsome and well endowed people in the world you say? Hey ladies...

[Anonymous]

Aries: An interesting year ahead for the Aryans amongst you, as your scheme to invade Poland comes to fruition and you launch your plan to create some blond and blue eyed children.
Lucky Colour: Red with a white circle and a black cross type thing.

Is this telling me that I'm the next hitler?

[Anonymous]

I dont read horoscopes because they are outdated. What you guys think is your sign is actually wrong due to the stars shifting in the sky over time. If you thought you were a Virgo, you are actually a Leo for example. Horoscopes and the zodiac signs are the foundation for astrology and were found more than 2000 years ago by a scientist named Hipparchus. Due to the visual shifting of the stars (the zodiac belt is determined by the vernal equinox, in which predates an era.... 2000 years ago it was the constellation of aries, now it is the constellation of pisces), your signs are 'outdated';. Another thing to cook your noodle is the fact that there are 13 signs (not 12). So if you thought you were a scorpius, you are actually an Ophiuchus!


Bah, sorry...... don't care much for superstitions, some funny inserts though. =)

[Anonymous]

why do i relate to goldfish....

[Anonymous]

wow...all i can say is wow...btw my horoscope is totally 100% garbage

[Anonymous]

as it turns out, It was right about me running about in the nude
























but I lied about that

[Anonymous]

This site is not a real

Maybe I made the 'not' a little too small.. lol I love the Libran one.

[Anonymous]

Hell, I am glad I am cancer. Life is good