Favorite Matrix Quotes

[Anonymous]

Hey guys,

I just started a project for my English course using The Matrix trilogy in a verbal visual essay. For this, you also have to make a portfolio cover using images and quotes from the topic to represent it.

Later today, I got home and started thinking about what my favorite moments were. I came up with a few, but I was wondering if you guys could help me out by doing the following:

1. Post your top 5 favorite quotes
2. Your favorite moment

Thanks!

[Anonymous]

Quotes:
5. Neo: If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again.
Architect: We won't.
4. Guard 1: See you tomorrow.
Guard 2: Oh my God. <explosion>
Trinity: I'm in.
3. Neo: I know you're real proud of this world you've built, the way it works, all the nice little rules and such, but I've got some bad news. I've decided to make a few changes.
2. Smith/Oracle: What? What did I just say? No... No, this isn't right, this can't be right. Get away from me!
Neo: What are you afraid of?
Smith/Oracle: It's a trick!
Neo: You were right, Smith. You were always right. It was inevitable.
1. MORPHEUS This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Favorite Moment:
The movies overall.

[Anonymous]

I enjoyed the cultish stuff from the first movie, the gnosticism of it all and such. The time on the clocks, the names, the parallels, and even the Christian references. I liked the stuff between the lines, so to speak.

[Anonymous]

Neo: "Woah."

Spoon Boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

Morpheus: Welcome to the desert...of the real.

Agent Jones: "What were you doing?"
(Only because of the pure Mystery Science Theatre GOLD that can be put to use here.)

Choi: Hey, it just sounds like you need to unplug, man!

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Favorite Moment: Watching the Agent dodge Neo's bullets - and instantly realizing that the building behind him didnt get hit.

[Anonymous]

Trinity: He's the one.

Smith: Mr Anderson

Cypher: Shit: just before he is zapped by tank.

Mophius: stop trying to hit me and hit me.

Oricle: I just love toffees.

favoute momment: the bit between the first second of matrix to the last second of revolutions. including the animated bits in the centre.

put the pic of neo doing bullet doge for the first time on you portfollo. it's so dam cool.

[Anonymous]

1. Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

2.Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now.
Agent Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.

3. Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Neo: Because I choose to.

4. AgentSmith: The great and powerful Oracle. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Oracle is never surprised. How can she be, she knows everything. But If that's true, then why is she here? If she knew I was coming, why didn't she leave?
[sweeps plate of cookies off table]
Agent Smith: Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. If you did, that means you baked those cookies and set that plate right there deliberately, purposefully. Which means you're sitting there also deliberately, purposefully.
Oracle: What did you do with Sati?
Agent Smith/Sati: Cookies need love like everything does.
Oracle: You are a bastard, you know that?
AgentSmith: You would know, Mom.

Fav. Moment: When trinity is in merv's club and makes the deal to get neo out.

[Anonymous]

only one quote comes to mind, and that is from my girl trinity:

"dodge this."



unless you want to go into the will ferrel parody dealy, in which case, it would be either "i am the architect, but you can call me larry" or else "watch the sass, captain sassy pants!" .... haha

[Ketamininja]

gnosticism !!!

err, I haven't got much to add, but Zinks #1 is superb.

[Anonymous]

Seraph: "You do not know who someone truely is until you fight them." (I think that is originally Sun Tzu.)

Computer Screen/Trinity:  "Wake up, Neo"

I also love how ridiculously dramatically ironic Acidic's quote from Choi, "Sounds like you need to unplug, man."

Apoc: *swivels gun to offer to Neo* "I hope the Oracle gave you some good news."

Agent Jones (I think): "Only human."

Favourite bit:

"Please remove any metallic items on you, loose change, keys."

*Neo looks around then opens jacket.*

"Holy shit."

[Anonymous]

Some Military Guy: Jesus H. Christ!


Agent Smith: OMG I am melting!

Agent Smith: Die Tomoatoe!

(Those last two are from KNOXs parody on newgrounds, lol!)

[Anonymous]

Oronos, your last one is THE best.

[Anonymous]

Gotta love that lobby scene, when I first saw the film I was like "OH.... MY.... GOD!"

[Anonymous]

... becky .... look at her butt .....

[Anonymous]

Morpheus: The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window. Or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work. When you go to Church. When you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
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Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around and what do you see? Businessmen, Teachers, Lawyers, Carpenters...the very minds of the people we're trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so innerred, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will that they will fight to protect it. Are you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

Neo: I was....

Morpheus: Look again. (Neo turns around and sees an agent pointing a gun at him) Freeze it!
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Morpheus: Sooner or later you're going to realize, just as I did, there's a difference between knowing the path...and walking it.
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Tank: Okay, so what do you need, besides a miracle?

Neo: Guns. Lots'a guns.
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Neo: Okey dokey... free my mind. Right, no problem, free my mind, free my mind, no problem, right... (right before he jumped!)

The lobby scene is the best, with Neo doing handstands and shooting the M14 and bullets splattering all around! I even have a model of it on my entertainment system...

[Anonymous]

Agent Smith: Its the Smell!

And, from the ex-fa member Erebus:

"hmph!"

(Morpheus after saying, "You think that's air you're breathing?)