A pitchfork?

[Anonymous]

I guess it beats having your head blown off like that poor Pizza guy.  I still feel sorry for that dude.

"AIKEN, South Carolina (AP) -- A robber who used a rusty pitchfork to stick up a bank got away -- and so far, finding him has been like looking for a needle in a haystack.

The man, wearing sunglasses and a mask, entered Security Federal Bank Tuesday morning and threatened employees with the 4-foot-long pitchfork. The man took an undisclosed amount of money.

The robber dropped the farm tool as he ran from the bank through a wooded area to a golf course behind the bank, police said.

Bloodhounds tracked the robber to a fast food restaurant parking lot, where police say the man got into a white van driven by a woman.

No customers were in the bank during the holdup, and no one was injured."


http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/08/pitchfork.robbery.ap/index.html

[Anonymous]

Pitchfork, eh?

[Anonymous]

Nah.  That's not the way to do it.

When you rob a bank, you have to use a hammer.

:-)

[Anonymous]

no way man, you rob the bank with a highlighter.  That's the way to go, as far as a pitchfork, there had to be guys with guns there, if he goes after you with the fork, shoot him.

[Anonymous]

lol wow i hope that this guy get life in prison when they find him cuase he is a moron ... imean come on a pitch fork

[Anonymous]

wow....just simply.....wow...

[Anonymous]

Yeah, i saw that in the news.

It's a little known fact, but banks get robbed on a daily basis.
For example, when George Bush came to some small town to campaig, all of the police were watching him, so FOUR banks got robbed on that one day.

[Anonymous]

Cosmic would pull out his big long....... PIMP HAND! Then He'd slap-a'ho. That should have been on the voting list.

-Cos

[Anonymous]

Cosmic would pull out his big long....... PIMP HAND! Then He'd slap-a'ho. That should have been on the voting list.

-Cos

I'll be certain to add that option on the next POLL.

~Fro

[Broin]

Pitchfork aye?  Going for the rural look... I guess the thug gangster thing is all yesterdays news


                            Broin

[Anonymous]

*Eclipse raises his eyebrow...

Anywayz you could say he was a moron, or you could say he was a genuis. A pitchfork....simple but obviously effective....would I reccomend it, of course not, but hey w/e works.

Also, that bit about how four banks got robbed when Georgey was in town just goes to show no form of money is safe when he's around.

Finally Cosmic, I would happily die of laughter if one of your "hoes" were to slap the crap outta you back - it'd be very entertaining

[Anonymous]

Hmm... I wonder if I could rob a bank with a shovel or a tractor

[Anonymous]

no, ya know what ya do, get urself an old RV septic tank, slap on there a biohazard sign, duct tape yourself to it, with a ball pin hammer and threaten to hit the "atom bomb" unless they give ya your demands.

[Anonymous]

I'd bust out my Greatsword of Flaming Wrath +4 for this job. That way the evil dwarves gaurding the loot wouldnt be able to stop me with their +4 Platemail of divine Being!

*looks around*

Er, wait, were not playing D&D, are we?.....

[Anonymous]

hey zink could that be something from that movie called joe dirt.