Well, that's one way to get my birthday off of work.

[AstralFire]

Throw up.

Bleh...

[Ketamininja]

That'll work - Here's another:

Crash into the barrier at work, park on the grass, and then continue to pour another drink into your glass.
That's what happened on Tuesday to someone here at work. Of course, this only works if you want to have a day off work permanently.