I did it, The Family Guy thread, for all things Family Guy

[Anonymous]

dammit alice! <-now thats the best qoute ever

[Anonymous]

"well looks like someone is going to a big party you should piiickk upp a big chickein party pack"
"sorry i dont take coupons from chickens, not after last time"
*waves to past*
"and that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon"
"im sorry sir this is expired"
"you son of a bitch"
*chicken fight*
"sorry pal some other time"
"there wont be another time, the world is going to end at midnight, y2k"
"y..2..k..hey what are you selling chicken or sex jelly"

[Anonymous]

"OH MY GOD, IT'S THE GOVERNMENT! RUN E.T.!"
"AHHHHHHHH!"


"And this is Dick Army."
"Pshhhahahahahaha...no seriously, what's your name?"
"Dick Army."
"Pshhahahahahaha..."
"Oh, I just got it, hahaha..."


"You leave me no choice. I'm going on a hunger strike."
"I have all the episodes or Gumbel to Gumbel on tape. You can borrow them if you want."
"You gonna eat that stapler?"
"You can't eat a stapler."
"Come on....wanna split it?"


So many good episodes. The beer factory is one of the best ones. Peter tripping and holding his knee for five minutes has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[Anonymous]

*You see a girl walk down the stairs of her house and walk to the door. She has a tiny amount of make-up on. Ronald McDonald, who is sitting in an armchair, clown makeup and all, says:
"Just a minute, young lady. Where do you think you're going with all that make-up on? Go upstairs and take it off. You're a McDonald.. not a whore"

[Anonymous]

so are they coming back to fox? it would be really niffty if they did

[Anonymous]

oh sally, oh sally, sally, sally... oh damnit im gonna be a nirgin forever... or am i *car starts to rock again*-Death

[Anonymous]

Oh its comin back but not to FOX, to new episodes on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, it definite apparently 2005 sometime, one source said january another said summer, but 2005.


*peters on the phone with Lois anplays a tape recorder*
Lois(on tape recorder):Peter! take out the garbage
Peter(to lois on phone):Oh im sorry Lois, Lois is callin me, gotta go

i dont think thats exact but its still funny

[Anonymous]

"well at least it keeps the black knight at bay"
*horses paceing back and force with black night on top*

[Anonymous]

*Huff* *Huff* Chicken... *Huff* *Huff* ...gave me a bad cuponnnnAAAA!!!

[Anonymous]

Yay, it's back!

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I read a press release earlier in the spring that said new episodes would be on Adult Swim sometime around January.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, Family Guy is OK, but Family guy is NOTHING compared to Futurama.

Come on, you know Futurama is funnier!

And if you don't, bite my shiny metal ass!