Sared's Joke Thread

[Tbone]

Here you go Sared. Everytime you have the urge in TS, just post it here instead. Yeeahhh....

[Avzeke (Khr0n1k)]

haahhahahahhahahahhahah but they are so good to hear they enlighten men.

[Anonymous]

Feh! 'Tis not a proper mediium!

[Kosila]

So this truck driver was in the interrogation room at the local police station. The cop asks him, “Okay, let me get this straight. You killed 52 people with your truck?! Why that hell did you do that?!” The truck driver exclaims, “It wasn’t my fault! I had to do it. There wasn’t any other choice!” The cop slaps him and yells, “How wasn’t it your fault?!” The truck driver explains, “Okay, listen. I was driving along, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, my truck goes insane! The breaks stopped working and the gas petal got stuck down. If that wasn’t bad enough, I was approaching a thin road that was populated with pedestrians. The only way to stop was to swerve to one side of the road. On my left side, there were 2 pedestrians, and on my right side there were 50. So I swerve to the left side to only kill the 2 people and save the lives of 50.” The cop interrupts, “So?! How the hell did you kill 52?!” The truck driver continues, “Well, I ran over 1 pedestrian on the left side, but then the other ran to the right!”

Woot, I just typed all that up lol. That was my stupid joke of the day

[Anonymous]

OH jeez.....here we go...this thread can only mean impending doom to all....

[Avzeke (Khr0n1k)]

well its good for just making it up but......overall its, well lets just say its decent.

[Anonymous]

This months maxim:

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?


See you next month!

[Anonymous]

hahaha

[Ketamininja]

wtf

[Anonymous]

... ugh