Neo in Bell-Air

[Heironymus]

In a pod made by robots, born and raised
In the matrix was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, hackin', actin all boss
Talkin' to weird people on my MS DOS
When a couple of agents they were up in my face
Started makin trouble in my officespace
I got a bug in my stomach, and Morpheus started cryin',
He said "You're movin with people in the real world of Zion"
I woke up in a pod, all full of pink gack
there was wires in arms
and big needles in my back
If anything, I couuld say this was no pleasure
So I said "OH NO, ROBOTS! I'm gettin' to the Nebuchadnezzar!"
I. Got. Grabbed by a claw and pulled into the ship.
I asked if I was dead
Morpheus said "Far from it"
I looked at my shipmates
It was finally done
To fight the machines
as the Neo, the One.


when I found this I couldn't stop laughing..

[Fuse]

good find.

[Bellthazor]

very funny...someone watched to much of the french prince.....lol

Again very nice find!!!  

[Anonymous]

Hah, now I'm never going to get the original theme out of my head.

[Manic Velocity]

Oddly enough, Will Smith was among those considered for the role of Neo.

[Tbone]

Yeah, I thought I remembered that too. That's probably why those lyrics were originally made.

[Heironymus]

and then his wife got the part of Niobe.. :-D

[Manic Velocity]

<------------- Carlton was the original choice for Morpheus!!!  :p

[Subb]

Johnny Depp and Jet Li were also considered.

[Lits]

Holy cow, how do ya'll know this? That's awesome...

As much as I love Will Smith, I'm glad he wasn't cast as Neo.. It would have given Neo more of a buddy movie feel I think, or too closely associated The Matrix with Men in Black.

[Subb]

Johnny Depp woulda made a nice Neo IMO