the adventures of duck.

[Anonymous]

after long and thoughtfull research, mostly seeing duck eat a unusally large amount of waffle,  duck has come come up with this responce. hedon't give adammabout the odds of someone having an allegic reation to woffle, he just likes to eat them.

[Anonymous]

Ask him how many pizzas he can eat before his belly rips open.

[Anonymous]

at last count duck says it was 240 and a half pizzas. but it took a whole load of stiches to patch him up again.

[Anonymous]

ask how many licks it takes to get to tthe center of a tootsie pop

and how many shots it takes to kill a zombie in resident evil

[Anonymous]

duck does not know wat a tootsie pop is, and zombies scare him, but his friend goose says that it once took 35 bullits to kill one zombie. the current world record is 12 bullits.

[Anonymous]

meh lies 1 bullet to the head couger magnum and a tootsie pop is 1 of those loli pops that has a tootsie oll in thecenter you know the mr owl how long does it take to get to the cent of a tootsie pop 1 2 3 crunch 3 the world may never know

[Anonymous]

depends which RE your talking about, andwat is toosieoil, just remember duck is britsh.

[Anonymous]

uhh theres a magnum(python in the first game) in all the RE's and a tootsi roll is like choclate packed togethers and its chewy sorta gah i cant beleive you dont know what a tootsie roll gah i cant believe you didnt know that
http://www.uwm.edu/People/alkolata/tootsie.htm
for the comercail i think

[Anonymous]

like i said we don't get them in britan. and RE european does not have a python. so nuhhhh

[Anonymous]

What is the great ducks opinion of me?

[Anonymous]

the duck's judgement on you is that you are a fine man, you are a top bill award winner.

[Anonymous]

i am here to morn the passing of duck, while during a world tour with his band birds of rock, he had to do a stop over in china. to all who cared for duck i am sure you will shead a tear for the parted foul. and BLAME THE CHICKEN.