The Furious Angels
FA Discussion => General => Topic started by: Ash on December 08, 2005, 11:26:41 pm
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I'm definitely looking forward to the combat redux now!
http://thematrixonline.station.sony.com/news_display.vm?id=38&month=current
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I know man, I cannot wait to test this. I thought it was just a retooling of Multi interlock. I didnt know they were totally reconstructing the way Combat is taken. I guess forget everything you know about the current system.
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Likewise
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Sweet all i need to do now is find a MxO time Card!!!
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Sorry to go off topic... but Xtreem your fucking Avatar made me literally LOL
XD
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Unless thats a new article than the one i read the other day, it doesn't seem all that much different from what we have now.
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Morpheus: Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with The Matrix Online. You don't know what it is, but it's there...like a splinter in you're mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Neo : The combat system?
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Morpheus: Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with The Matrix Online. You don't know what it is, but it's there...like a splinter in you're mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Neo : The combat system?
Hahaha! Brilliant!
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LMAO!!
Kos...
i wub j00!
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Morpheus: Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with The Matrix Online. You don't know what it is, but it's there...like a splinter in you're mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Neo : The combat system?
Morpheus : The Combat System is everywhere. It's all around us, even in this
very room. *scene cuts to Switch and Apoc throwing fists in the corner*
You can see it when you look out your window or
when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you
go to work, when you pay your taxes.
The Combat SYstem is the selling point that has been pulled over your eyes,
to blind you from the truth.
Neo: What Truth?
Morpheus : That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else, you were suckered
into bondage, solicited into a prison that you cannot smell or
taste or touch. A prison...for your $15 a month....Unfortunatly,
no one can be...told what the Combat System is...you have to see
it for yourself.
Morpheus opens a container which holds two pills : a blue one, and a red one. He puts one in each hand, and holds them out to Neo.
Morpheus : This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning
back.....You take the blue pill, the story ends. You are disconnected,
margin server error, and belive...whatever you want to believe. You take the red
pill.....you stay in MxO...and I show you just how
deep the rabbit hole goes.
Neo pauses for an instant, then reaches for the red pill. He swallows it down with a glass of water, and looks at Morpheus.
Morpheus : Remember...all I'm offering you is total pwnage : nothing
more.
Morpheus half smiles at Neo.
Morpheus : Follow me.....
Neo : /fol
They walk through double doors. For some reason they did not open-they walk THROUGH them into a room with computer terminals and other machines. Morpheus speaks to Apoc
Morpheus : Apoc, are we online?
Apoc : Almost...I keep getting a -13 error. Servers should be up soon.
Trinity and Apoc are busy wiring a complex system of monitors, modules and drives to max thier RAM.
Morpheus : Time is always against us. Please, take a seat there.
Morpheus gestures towards another arm chair. Neo cautiously sits down, still looking at all the computer terminals and wires. Morpheus walks arround looking at walls as though he had no brain.
Neo : You did all this?
Trinity : Nope, I EBayed.
Morpheus : The pill you took is part of a tracing program. It's
designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signals so we
can pinpoint your location...Then disconnect you from MxO. It's a
common practice. Get use to it.
Neo looks confused.
Neo : What does that mean?
Cypher looks up from his computer terminal.
Cypher : It means, Buckle your seat belt Dorothy...'cause Mara...is
going bye-bye.
As Neo looks at an old cracked dressing mirror nearby, it appears to show his image twice. As he stares at it, he speaks to Morpheus
Neo : Did you....sploitz??
Morpheus ignores his question
Morpheus : Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was
real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How
would you know the difference, between the dream world...and
the real world....?
As Neo curiously reaches out to touch the mirror, it wobbles, and appears to stick to his hand.
Neo : This can't be...
Morpheus : Be what? A Bug?
As Neo pulls away, the strands thin like rubber cement as he pulls away, until the fragile wisps of mirror break, and only a tiny fragment of the liquid is left. He looks at it, and it begins to consume his hand, crawling up his arm. He squirms.
Trinity : It's going into replication!
Morpheus : Apoc?
Apoc : Just a second, I have to cancel out of the Bug Reporter!
The liquid has covered all of Neo's right arm by now, and works it's way up his shoulder to his neck
Neo : OMGWTFBBQFBI!!!!!
Morpheus takes out a cellular phone, and dials a number
Morpheus : Tank, we're going to need a signal soon. Also, load me up a sausage pizza, pronto.
Neo begins to panic, as he tips his head up as if he's sinking into the mirror, trying to keep his mouth up.
Trinity : We've got a fibrillation!
Morpheus : Apoc! Location! Corner Peice!
Apoc : Targeting, almost there!
Apoc hands Morpheus a peice of pizza
By now Neo is almost totally consumed by the liquid, squirming as it works it way up his face.
Trinity : He's going into arrest!
Apoc : LOCK, I got him!
Morpheus : Now, Tank! Now!
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Switch : We got him...Wouldn't the Hardline have been easier, really?
The Rest : ....
Morpheus : Fuck you Cracka. This way is more fun.
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LOL thats classic.
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O.O
Hi-fricken'-larious!
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Switch : We got him...Wouldn't the Hardline have been easier, really?
The Rest : ....
Morpheus : Fuck you Cracka. This way is more fun.
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....
If you haven't put that on the MxO forums yet... you Have to .... freaking amazing
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That's what happens when your very bored at work. I could probably do the whole script by the end of the day.
I'm at work, can't put it up there.
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(hovercraft)
Morpheus : Welcome to the real world...You think it is the year 199---
Neo passes out.
As he is unconscious, Morpheus and Trinity talk in hushed voices
Morpheus : ...We've done it, Trinity...we've found him.
Trinity : I hope you're right...I need some loving
Morpheus shovels a spoonful of goo in an icecream carton into his mouth.
Neo wakes up later on, and looks at Trinity and Morpheus, who are standing watching him.
Neo : ....Am I dead?
Morpheus : Far from it...I wanted to tell you earlier. You think it's 1999, when real---
Neo passes out again.
Morpheus : Why does he keep doing that?!
Later on, he wakes up. He sees his body pierced with dozens of acupuncture-like needles wired to a strange device.
Dozer: He still needs a lot of work.
Neo : NEEDS A LOT OF WORK? WHA-WHAT THE...WHAT THE HELL MAN! OWW!
Morpheus : Your muscles have atrophied, we're rebuilding them.
Neo : Why do my eyes hurt?!
Neo blinks
Morpheus : These are blinding needles.
Neo looks confused
Morpheus : Rest, Neo. You need to know that you have been in a computer generated wor---
Neo passes out again.
Morpheus : Fucking n00b.
When he wakes up, he's lying on a bed in a room.
He begins to examine himself. There is a futuristic IV plugged into the jack in his forearm.
Neo : Whoa...
He pulls it out, staring at the grafted outlet. He feels his bald head.
Neo : Whoa...
His fingers find and explore the large outlet in the base of his skull.
Neo : WHOA!
Just as it starts to come unglued, Morpheus opens the door and walks in.
Keanu Reeves forgets any peice of acting advice he's ever been given
Neo : Morpheus, what the hell is happeneing to me?
Morpheus : ....
Neo doesn't pass out
Morpheus : OK, More important than 'what?' is _'when?'_
Neo : Who are you now? The Riddler?
Morpheus : You believe that it is the year 1999, when in fact is closer to 2199. I can't tell you _exactly_ what year it
is, because we honestly don't know. There's nothing I can
say that will explain it for you, Neo...Come with me, see
for yourself.
Neo : /fol....
Nothing
Neo : /fol....
Nothing
Neo : /fol....
Morpheus : Remember, that whole welcome to the real world thing?
Neo follows Morpheus rather unsteadily through the door.
Switch Whispers to Trinity : I still don't see why we can't just upload the explanation to them. I think Morph just likes ot hear himself talk.
Morpheus : I heard that, you Albino bitch.
Morpheus : Neo, This is my ship, the Nebuchadnezzar....
Morpheus points left. Then right. Then straight ahead.
Morpheus : It's a hovercraft. This is the main deck...This is the core, where we broadcast our pirate signal, and...log
into the Matrix.
They enter a room where the other people Neo has met are all standing, or sitting at computer terminals.
Neo : My monitors were bigger than yours.
Morpheus : Most of my crew, you already know.
Trinity nods and smiles and licks her lips
Morpheus : This is Apoc, Switch, and Cypher.
Cypher smiles
Cypher : Hi.
Morpheus : The ones you don't know, Tank, and his big brother,
Dozer...The little one behind you is Mouse.
Mouse smiles at Neo and waves slightly shyly
Morpheus looks at him, rolls his eyes then turns back to Neo.
Morpheus : You wanted to know...what MxO and the combat system is, Neo?
Neo nods unsteadily
Morpheus nods to Trinity
Trinity nods back to Morpheus
Morpheus nods to Trinity
Trinity nods back to Morpheus
Morpheus nods to Trinity a little harder
Trinity nods to Morpheus a little harder
Apoc nods to Morpheus
Morpheus gives Apoc an odd look
Morpheus : Damnit woman! Strap him in!
Trinity approaches Neo, and helps him into an armchair, strapping in his feet, piching his butt, and leaning his head back against the head rest.
Morpheus looks at Neo
Morpheus : Try to relax...this will feel....a little _weird_.
As Morpheus guides a coaxial line into the jack at the back of his neck, Neo screams and makes a few other disturbing noises.
Neo : *farts*
When he opens his eyes, he is standing in a totally white place. His hair is back, and he is wearing different clothes.
As Neo spins around a bit, trying to see what's going on, Morpheus appears in front of him.
Morpheus : This is the loading area.We can load anything from
clothing, to equipment, weapons, pills, boosters, anything we need.
Neo is having a hard time getting a grasp of this.
Neo : Right now....we're inside a computer program?
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Morpheus : Is it really so hard to belive? Your clothes are
different. The plugs in your arms and head are gone. Your
hair has changed. You have acting ability.
Neo puts a hand to his head and touches his hair. He then
does a few lines from 'A Few GOod Men'
Neo : You Can't Handle The TRUTH!...
Morpheus : ...
Neo : Whoa...
Morpheus : Yeah, we'll have ot level that one up a bit. Anyway, Your appearance now is what we call
residual self image. It is the mental projection...of your digital self.
Neo looks down and sees he has large breasts, silky smooth legs in a short skirt, and pigtails.
Two chairs appear in front of them, and Neo reaches out to touch one. He runs his hand along it's back.
Neo : This....this isn't real?
Morpheus looks at him
Morpheus : Sorry, What? I was just starring at your uhh... *cough* Real? th-this-oh, "this isn't real" was the question? yeah...What _is_ real? How do you _define_ real? If you're
talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what
you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical
signals interpreted by your brain. Mmmmm taste.
Morpheus pulls out a twinkie from his pocket and chows down.
A television appears in front of the two chairs, as Neo sits down in the chair beside Morpheus.
Chair : PPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!
Neo pulls out a whooppie cusion from the chair.
Morpheus shakes his fist towards the sky at Tank as he
picks up the television control and turns it on.
Morpheus : _This_ is the world that you know. The world as it was at the end of the twentieth century. It exists now only
as part of a neural-interactive simulation, that _we_ call
the Matrix Online.
Morpheus turns to Neo
Neo turns to Morpheus
Morpheus : You've been living in a dream world, Neo. This...is the world as it exists today.
Morpheus changes the channel on the televison.
MTVs "The Real World" is on.
Morpheus : Welcome.....to the desert of the real...We have only bits and pieces of information, but what we know
for certain is that some point in the early twenty-first
century all of mankind was united in celebration. We
marvelled at our own magnificence....
Neo stares at Trachelle
Morpheus : .....as we gave birth...to A.I.
Neo : A.I. - you mean Artificial Intelligence?
Morpheus : A singular consciousness that spawned an entire race of machines.
We don't know who struck first - us, or them. But
we know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time they
were dependent on solar power blah blah yadda yadda our own demise yakkeddy blah.
Neo /confuse
Morpheus : The human body generates more bio-electricity than 120-volt
battery and over 25,000 BTUs of body heat. Combined with
a form of fusion, the machines have found all the energy
they would ever need. There are fields...endless fields,
were human beings are no longer born. We are grown. For
longest time, I wouldn't belive it...and then I saw the
fields with my own eyes. Watch them liquefy the dead, so
they could be fed intravenously to the living. And standing
there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to
realize the obviousness of the truth. What is The Matrix Online?
Control. The Matrix is a computer generated dream world,
built to keep us under control in order to change a human
being into this.
Morpheus points at an ATM machine
Morpheus : and this too...
Morpheus points at an iPODs battery
Neo : That's not so bad. Thier loss.
Morpheus points at a car battery.
Neo begins to panic.
Neo : No....I don't belive it!! It's not possible.
Morpheus : I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be the truth.
Neo : Noooo!! Your promised me pwnagae! I don't even know
what that is, but your promised!
His eyes snap open and he thrashes against the chair, trying to rip the cable from the back of his neck. Trinity tries to calm him down.
Trinity : Easy, sweetcheeks, Easy...
Neo : Take this thing off me!! Take this thing..
Morpheus : Listen to me...
Morpheus eats goo on a tray.
Neo : Don't touch me! Stay away from me! I don't want it, I don't believe it!!
Cypher rolls his eyes at Neo as he tries to get up out the chair.
Cypher : He's gonna pop.
Neo gets up out the chair, and as he is dizzy, staggers about the room a bit, eventually falling onto the ground.
Morpheus with mouth full : Breathe, Neo. Just breathe...
Neo /puke
Neo passes out.
Morpheus : HA, you pussy! Gimme my money, crew!
The crew hands over the bet money.
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lol that is hilarious!